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Teens busted in sewers for playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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| verndogs |
| quote: | BY Brendan Brosh, Alison Gendar, Jonathan Lemire and Wil Cruz
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS
Cowabunga!
Three blockheaded teenagers were busted playing in a sewer Wednesday in Queens - after getting lost while pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, police sources said.
Schiller Milfort, 16, of Hollis, and Marvin Ottley, 17, of Bellaire, along with an unidentified 15-year-old boy, were shirtless and in their shorts and sneakers when firefighters plucked them out of a sewer in Kissena Park.
The make-believe heroes were crawling around the sewer system when they got confused and lost their way, police sources said.
They were not injured, officials said.
"These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers," said one police source. "They were never in danger, just goofing off and being stupid."
Milfort and Ottley were charged with criminal trespassing. The other teenager was released to his parents. |
source: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local...ng_lost_in.html
turtle power! |
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| Nostalgic |
| Voting for Obama grants blacks the power to become Ninja Turtles. |
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| Ian |
| charging them for that is a bit ridiculous. They're kids ffs. We all did stupid stuff, some of us still do. |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nostalgic
Voting for Obama grants blacks the power to become Ninja Turtles. |
Yeah, because, you know. 16 year olds can vote and all. |
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| elFreak |
i would be more worried that they were 16 and 17 and still playing with ninja turtles.
hello eternal virgins. |
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| mezzir |
| i think they were charging them for 'being a little too old to play pretend' |
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| elFreak |
i find it amazing that the US is allowed to give the names of minors to newspapers.
USA USA! |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i find it amazing that the US is allowed to give the names of minors to newspapers.
USA USA! |
so when a record is 'sealed' does that mean the newspaper archives too :p |
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| Nostalgic |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Yeah, because, you know. 16 year olds can vote and all. |
They can easily transfer their Obama-given Ninja Turtle power by simply touching other fellow darkies, they too can become Ninja Turtles. |
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| Konijn |
| the fumes must've made them believe it was 1989. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i would be more worried that they were 16 and 17 and still playing with ninja turtles.
hello eternal virgins. |
lol when i first saw the article, i figured they were 12/13....but no...alas, they are in high school.....lol i dunno whats worse - those kids or the douche WOW player w/ 34 computers:haha: :haha: |
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