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So I went to a gay baaaahhh in Boston... (pg. 3)
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| Frenchie |
| Do you want him to want you to think he's gay? |
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| josh rising |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Do you want him to want you to think he's gay? |
maybe. do you want me to want him to want me to think he is? |
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| Frenchie |
| I'm not gay enough to understand this. |
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| bas |
| Oh by the way that text thing is pretty neat. You totally should have gone up there and played music. What the is wrong with you? ABCDs breeeeeeeh. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I'm not gay enough to understand this. |
quick, dump a pile of oestrogen on us and save the thread from fem-extinction |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Oh by the way that text thing is pretty neat. You totally should have gone up there and played music. What the is wrong with you? ABCDs breeeeeeeh. |
I would have but I think they were looking for me to actually ban me from the club. |
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| josh rising |
brrrr! i'm cold!
jake?
:toothless
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can you get me a blanket?
hahaha. |
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| RocknRolla |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Hey Josh, let's gang bang bas. |
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| r5a |
What the man.
Get this out of here. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
What the man.
Get this out of here. |
You should take off ur shirt n post pics. Unless ur ugly then please stop hitting on me and Josh. |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
I thought it was going to be full of hot masculine guido-ish guys with Boston accents because that's ALL I saw everywhere I went. But in this club it was all gadamn FLAMING ING FEMS! None of them spoke Bostonian, all ing Gaylic. And they just bragged about what college they go to. Many weren't even watching the game (ing Boston came up from 7-0 in the 8th to beat mothering Tampa holy !!!!) BUT the MUSIC was the worst. It was all ing mash-up pop with Madonna. I wanted to kill myself.
So there was two giant screens in the main floor that was some kind of real-time chat that everyone could see. You could text a number so your text could end up on the screen. So messages were like "play Madonna" or "guy in red shirt ur cute." I decided to text the giant screen on display for everyone to see, and of course the DJ fag had to respond to defend all the lifeless stereotypes reading the screen:
ME: "Stop playing American pop mash-up crap music i hear in every other gay bar in the US"
fag: "Get out of the US then"
ME: "No get ur gay generic crap mooosic out of the US"
ME: "Jay kay gurlfriend. Madonna is like soooo couture tranny"
fag: "If you don't like it then come up and take over my DJ booth"
ME: "Oh yeh lemme just pull records outa my ass that I brought with me"
fag: "Who spins records?"
ME: "Oh sorry mr dj u spin itunes mp3s on 128kpbs my bad"
fag: "Show you face and stop hiding behind a phone"
ME: "Only if u give me a kiss bitch. I got no action all week."
admistrator to my cell phone: "You have been banned from the system."
c0r version: no matter where you go, gays are still oversensitive fags. |
i can't stand the new madonna. |
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