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So I went to a gay baaaahhh in Boston... (pg. 6)
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| DJ Shibby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
I thought it was going to be full of hot masculine guido-ish guys with Boston accents because that's ALL I saw everywhere I went. But in this club it was all gadamn FLAMING ING FEMS! None of them spoke Bostonian, all ing Gaylic. And they just bragged about what college they go to. Many weren't even watching the game (ing Boston came up from 7-0 in the 8th to beat mothering Tampa holy !!!!) BUT the MUSIC was the worst. It was all ing mash-up pop with Madonna. I wanted to kill myself.
So there was two giant screens in the main floor that was some kind of real-time chat that everyone could see. You could text a number so your text could end up on the screen. So messages were like "play Madonna" or "guy in red shirt ur cute." I decided to text the giant screen on display for everyone to see, and of course the DJ fag had to respond to defend all the lifeless stereotypes reading the screen:
ME: "Stop playing American pop mash-up crap music i hear in every other gay bar in the US"
fag: "Get out of the US then"
ME: "No get ur gay generic crap mooosic out of the US"
ME: "Jay kay gurlfriend. Madonna is like soooo couture tranny"
fag: "If you don't like it then come up and take over my DJ booth"
ME: "Oh yeh lemme just pull records outa my ass that I brought with me"
fag: "Who spins records?"
ME: "Oh sorry mr dj u spin itunes mp3s on 128kpbs my bad"
fag: "Show you face and stop hiding behind a phone"
ME: "Only if u give me a kiss bitch. I got no action all week."
admistrator to my cell phone: "You have been banned from the system."
c0r version: no matter where you go, gays are still oversensitive fags. |
You sound like an angry gay.
GAY RAGE!!!!!!!111111 {'''>.<'''} |
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| blacknoizybox |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
No, gay sex only. |
I'd Jenny. |
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| gehzumteufel |
hahaha jake you ing win at that.
And seriously, they should do this in LA. I would have some ing fun with it! |
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| david.michael |
| Wait, Jake's gay? |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Wait, Jake's gay? |
no, just the guys he s are. |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
no, just the guys he s are. |
Ah, a pitcher. |
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| RocknRolla |
| Is Jake a hair dresser? |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by RocknRolla
Is Jake a hair dresser? |
I doubt it... I have a feeling that Jake is manlier than I am, except he bangs other guys. :nervous: |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Shibby
You sound like an angry gay.
GAY RAGE!!!!!!!111111 {'''>.<'''} |
I am an angry gay. In fact I'm a Lesbian trapped in a fags body. You have no idea how weird this feels.
LOL @ Tubular. I actually thought that exact same thought the other day.
Rocknrolla, no I am not a hair dressor. I don't even go to a hair stylist. I just give my head a #1 buzz and then strut around like the KKGay.
gehzumteufel...yeh ive never seen something that you can text and have it show up on the screen in da club b4. Definitely an awesome invention. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
gehzumteufel...yeh ive never seen something that you can text and have it show up on the screen in da club b4. Definitely an awesome invention. |
Yeah same. I find it awesome the way you told him he is a dj. And a stupid flaming homo. :D |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Yeah same. I find it awesome the way you told him he is a dj. And a stupid flaming homo. :D |
hahaha I bet most clubs would opt to not put up a text message screen above the DJ booth. Cuz too many DJs are flaming homos that play music. I wish there was a text message screen at every public event and shopping place I went to so that I could just annonymously text public messages that nobody wants to admit is true. I would love to be in line at Ralphs grocery store and the see someone's text message show up on a giant public screen "Why is there only one ing check-out line after 10pm that goes all the way to the back of the store, yet you can hire 10 ing Mexicans to sweep the floor every god damn night?!?" |
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