Chorus
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Walter Payton
Well, they call me Sweetness,
And I like to dance.
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
We've had the goal since training camp
To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're greedy.
The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Willie Gault
This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.
I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.
I practice all day and dance all night,
I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
There's not one here that does it like me,
My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.
Mike Singletary
I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold,
I've been jammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle
(Repeat Chorus)
Jim McMahon
I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
I just throw my body all over the field.
I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Otis Wilson
I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.
The ladies all love me
For my body and my mind.
I'm slick on the floor as I can be
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Some guys are jealous
Of my style and class,
That's why some end up on their -,
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Steve Fuller
They say Jimbo is our man.
If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.
This is Steve, and it's no wonder
I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.
So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,
This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.
I'm not here to feather his ruffle,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Mike Richardson
I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the field and get on down.
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break'em, shake'em,
Any time of day.
I like to steal it and make 'em pay,
So please don't cry to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
(Repeat Chorus)
Richard Dent
The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.
if the quarterback's slow,
He's gonna get bent.
We stop the run, we stop the pass,
I like to dump guys on their -.
We love to play for the world's best fans,
You better start makin'
Your Super Bowl plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Gary Fencik
It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.
They call me "hit man,"
Don't know what they mean.
They throw it long and watch me run,
I'm on my man, one-on-one.
Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,
That's why they call us the 46 zone.
Come on everybody let's scream and yell,
We're goin' to do the Shuffle,
Then ring your bell.
William Perry
You're lookin' at the Fridge,
I'm the rookie.
I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,
When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun.
I can dance, you will see
The others, they all learn from me.
I don't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
TranceOwnsLol
[50 Cent]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's yo birthday
'Cause you know we don't give a
It's not your birthday!
[Chorus (2x)]
You can find me in the club, bottle full of Bud
Mama, I got that X, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed
[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna
But homie ain't nothing change ho's down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood, in L.A. they saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya I'm loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go
[Chorus (2x)]
[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my clothes, my jewels
Look nigga I done came up and I ain't change.
[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that ****** ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumping in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the mother****** burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know where we ing be
[Chorus (2x)]
[Talking]
[Laughing] Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either nigga
In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga
G-Unit
nchs09
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
:gsmile:
TranceOwnsLol
I like getting Rick Rolled.
nchs09
quote:
Originally posted by TranceOwnsLol
I like getting Rick Rolled.
We should be like best friends?
inconspicuous
quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Chorus
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Walter Payton
Well, they call me Sweetness,
And I like to dance.
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
We've had the goal since training camp
To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're greedy.
The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Willie Gault
This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.
I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.
I practice all day and dance all night,
I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
There's not one here that does it like me,
My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.
Mike Singletary
I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold,
I've been jammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle
(Repeat Chorus)
Jim McMahon
I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
I just throw my body all over the field.
I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Otis Wilson
I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.
The ladies all love me
For my body and my mind.
I'm slick on the floor as I can be
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Some guys are jealous
Of my style and class,
That's why some end up on their -,
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Steve Fuller
They say Jimbo is our man.
If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.
This is Steve, and it's no wonder
I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.
So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,
This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.
I'm not here to feather his ruffle,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Mike Richardson
I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the field and get on down.
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break'em, shake'em,
Any time of day.
I like to steal it and make 'em pay,
So please don't cry to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
(Repeat Chorus)
Richard Dent
The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.
if the quarterback's slow,
He's gonna get bent.
We stop the run, we stop the pass,
I like to dump guys on their -.
We love to play for the world's best fans,
You better start makin'
Your Super Bowl plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Gary Fencik
It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.
They call me "hit man,"
Don't know what they mean.
They throw it long and watch me run,
I'm on my man, one-on-one.
Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,
That's why they call us the 46 zone.
Come on everybody let's scream and yell,
We're goin' to do the Shuffle,
Then ring your bell.
William Perry
You're lookin' at the Fridge,
I'm the rookie.
I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,
When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun.
I can dance, you will see
The others, they all learn from me.
I don't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.
*unzips*
coolestrl
This is the vid i made for my ex back in '05, prolly the gayest thing i have ever done in my life, u can hear the song in that. :o :o
TranceOwnsLol
Up to this day I still myself when I hear "HE ED HER ALL NIGHT" after the break of one night in NYC, especially when that creepy guy appears on the video.
Moral Hazard
Lesson 2 : Gently place the balls into the mouth
and ..
HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..
get it all baby ..
get it all baby ..
get it all baby ..
"what you want me to do with it?"
don't matter just don't bite it
she swallowed it ..
suck this dick for daddy
she swallowed it ..
usin' that lips
she swallowed it ..
it's the world's biggest dick
"what do you want me to do with it?"
don't matter just don't bite it
Slow is the tempo
Now talkin' about a nympho
So peep it up here goes the info
This is the bitch who did the whole crew
She did it so much we'd make bets on who's the ho's
we'd love to go through
And for the that she does give her a drum role
Because the dumb bitch licks out the
And'll let you video tape her
And if you got a gang of niggaz, the bitch would
let you rape her
She likes suckin' on dicks, and lickin' up nut
And she even take de broomstick at the butt
Just to say that she did it with a rapper
But the was more fishy than red snapper
"But how many licks would it take" She asked
"To make MC Ren start gooshin' up vanilla shake"
She took her tongue out her mouth, put it on top
Like a cherry, started movin' it like a snake and
it was very Irresistable
I could'nt pay the bitch to quit
Cuz the ho' was doin' some ole' crazy
That made me start havin' a fit'
Cuz the bitch sucks de hellified dick .. [suck this
dick]
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it .. Get it all baby!
Now one night night I was at a drive-in
And a car full of niggaz straight drove in
I thought they wuz commin' to start trouble but no
Five niggaz in a bucket with de neighborhood ho'
Now what do you expect they're gonna dogg her like
a doggy
Thirty minutes later and the windowz are all foggy
And I was in my car havin' a fit' cuz de bitch that
I'm with
Sayz no in' on the 1st date
Now I'm like - Damn! I wish I was in the bucket
To be with 6th nigga with the ho' and I can it
So I told de bitch I was with that I'm goin' to de
snack bar -
And got de out de car.
Went to the bucket and I looked through the window
It was some niggaz that I knew they let me in yo
And my turn was like next
I could'nt see a face, all I saw was de and
the chest
I wanted to see the face, I felt the order
Peep over the seat - OH ! it's the preacher's
doughter!
And she's only 14 and a ho'
But the bitch sucks dick like a specialized pro
She looked at me, I was surprised
But was it passin' up the chance of my dick gettin'
baptised
I told the bitch to do it quick :
"You little ho' hurry up and suck my dick!"
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it .. Get it all baby!
Now I'm a break it down with a fact -
Since the last "Just don't bite it" girls don't
know how to act
Sayin' that they never would suck a dick
But when they've tried it they could'nt quit
Cuz ninty percent of ' the bitches today they love
the
And those are the main one's that say they don't do
it
But MC Ren knowz the bitches are used to it
So fellows, next time they try to tell a lie
That they never suck a dick punch the bitch in the
eye
And then the ho' will fall to the ground
Then you'll open up her mouth -
Put your dick in and move the around
And she'll catch on and start doin' it on her own
Actin' like she's tryin' to suck a meet off a
chicken bone
And then she won't let go
Because bitches suck nutt out of a dick just like
dreino
Get the last drop, unclogging the pipe
Then the stupid bitch is at that with the same
de next night
Because she just can't quit
Cuz she's addicted, addicted, addicted, addicted
she's addicted, addicted, she's addicted to suck a
good dick
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it .. Get it all baby!
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it .. Get it all baby!
Moral Hazard
Face down ass up!
Thats the way we like to ! (repeated by the rest of the crew)
Verse 1: [fresh kid ice]
Im lookin for a bitch to spend the night
Do the crazy thing while I all night
I make her do things like nothing before
And when Im done, shell always be sore
From the things I do when Im in
And when Im tired, the bitches are suckin
A double team with a friend of mine
Lukes in front and Im behind
Just ridin you like a pony
While you suck my dick, makin me horny
Then all of a sudden well switch positions
Prop your ass up and freak the pushinand when
I cum, youll hear me roar
Ill treat any bitch like a whore
cause its the way I like to
Its face down and ass up!
Chorus
Verse 2: [brother marquis]
Face down, ass up, thats the way I like to
I like the butt, its my favorite position
Im tired of the front, so thats why Im bitchin
Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over
In a full house spread, let me hold ya
Marquis, a raw dick mother******
Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers
Dick-tricks, go round and round
Grip it with your , go up and down
I got her callin my name out when Im freakin out
I bust a nut, and then Im breakin out
So when youre naked, down on all fours
You better make sure that you get yours
cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave ya
I got mine, hoe! see ya!
Chorus
Verse 3: [luke]
Ok fellas, I got one right here, aaight? check this out:
Lemme hear you say,
aint nuttin but meat on the bone
Suck it or it or leave it alone!
(they allrepeat)
Say aint nuttin but meat on the bone
Suck it or it or leave it alone!
(they all repeat)
Ok ladies, I got one for yall!
Say dick aint nuttin but meat on the bone
Suck it or it or leave it alone!
(the ladies repeat)
All the ladies lemme hear you say
Dick aint nuttin but meat on the bone
Suck it or it or leave it alone!
(the ladies repeat)
elFreak
One vagina, two vagina just like a minor
I'm gonna go deep paid for reminder
doobie can't spark itch my dick with the clitoris
isn't this cause all the can't get with this
shaving the anus, smelly who sprayed it
she grabbed my dick with the lips sagging
i just the , then I just throw it out
it aint the bitches be acting like its gold
sucking, fat lips swelled with the ovaries
the space in between was her urinary opening
vagina walls pollute my dick with the uteris
Funkdoobiest, yo girls aint used to this
fallopean tubes, the 's pulsating
and clitoris is hot my way I'm masterbating
waiting for the skin, but isn't all for me though
the aint a bitch and her ego
aint but lips and clits [x4]
[Verse 2:]
What was that, the just farted
I lubricate the lips vagina walls had parted
the cervix of her uteris, I saw Mrs. Diaphram
aint give it to me in a frying pan
who's catching coodies gotta doodie
brush with the remedy we'll give it up the booty
a turn on, the passage to the female genitals
i won't play myself and giving em my principal
physical, female, anatomy sad to see
a pressed lip drip so don't be mad at me
brothas in prison doing time for the coochie
the tuna, the shrimp, the snatch, and the sushi
vaginas discharged, spots on the panties
unsanitary cause the 's too hairy
aint but lips and clits [x4]
[Verse 3:]
Nigga wanna die for the and fight for the
kill for the clit yo I aint going out
it's just me on the marrow, a muscle for the friction
cold sex for no sex thats my prediction
diction, speak the x-rated lingo
waiting on my dick I hit the g-spot bingo
lips wrinkled, the wet soft and nappy
a menstrating cycle thats never acting happy
hormones, metapause, cramps yo I wonder
can't bury niggas six feet under
others won't listen, vaginas all busted
Son's so disgusted, can't be trusted
infested, dirty with the monostat 7
rotten was the clitoris and lips infected
remember I said the first time it came to me
now I look back and it's all the same to me
aint but lips and clits [x4]
squirrelly
Jack Johnson - Banana Pancakes :clown:
//edit - in case someone doesn't know the lyrics -
Well can't you see that it's just raining
there ain't no need to go outside...
But Baby, You hardly even notice
when I try to show you
this song is meant to keep ya
from doing what you're supposed to
like waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
I'll make you banana pancakes
pretend like it's the weekend now
And we can pretend it all the time, yeah
Can't you see that it's just raining
there ain't no need to go outside
But just maybe,
halaka ukulele
mama made a baby
Really don't mind the practice
cause you're my little lady
lady lady love me
cause I love to lay here lazy
we could close the curtains
pretend like there's no world outside
And we can pretend it all the time
and can't you see that it's just raining
there ain't no need to go outside
ain't no need ain't no need Mmmm MMmmm
Can't you see, can't you see
rain all day
and I don't mind.
The telephone singing ringing it's too early don't pick it up
we don't need to
we got everything we need right here and everything we need is enough
just so easy
when the whole world fits inside of your arms
do we really need to pay attention to the alarm?
wake up slow, mmm mmm wake up slow
But baby You hardly even notice
when I try to show you
this song is meant to keep ya
from doing what you're supposed to
like waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
i'll make you banana pancakes
pretend like it's the weekend now
And we can pretend it all the time
Can't you see that it's just raining
ain't no need to go outside
ain't no need ain't no need
rain all day I really really really don't mind
Can't you see, can't you see,
you gotta wake up slow
