oh yeah?? in 3rd grade i realized if you pressed CTRL+ALT+ESC on the old school blue screen apple's, you can access the control panel, so i turned up all the volume on all of the computers in lab to the max. :toocool:
God, i was a dork
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by Frenchie
Did anyone else take a text book and on a random page wrote " goto page 54" and on page 54 it said " go to page 199" so on and so forth? and on the last page drew something funny or stupid? I did this until grade 7 when I saw someone beat me to the punch in my text book. I was so sad.
Ahahaha, yeah we used to do that all the time, lol.
LeopoldStotch
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Originally posted by Frenchie
Did anyone else take a text book and on a random page wrote " goto page 54" and on page 54 it said " go to page 199" so on and so forth? and on the last page drew something funny or stupid? I did this until grade 7 when I saw someone beat me to the punch in my text book. I was so sad.
i have done that, and it has been done to me. :o :D
Halcyon+On+On
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Originally posted by nefardec
when i was in second grade once it was footlong hotdog day at lunch and i got on top the lunch table with the thing near my crotch and just started swinging it around wildly. it broke in half and hit some girl in the face
:stongue:
This one time in high school I broke this girl's jaw by pulling a chair out from under her. It's not like I was too young to know any better either.
God, I fail at sharing funny today.
Silky Johnson
I threw an egg at someone from across the cafeteria in grade 11. It hit the wall just above his head and exploded all over him, lol.
Clovis
When I was in school in France on hot summer days in the most boring French literature class that ever existed (prof had the personality of a brick), I'd imagine the door swinging open and a giant, 6ft tall lubed dildo flying in and smacking the teacher right in the face.
I would then start laughing uncontrollably and get sent to the office unable to explain myself.
Silky Johnson
I pinched a teacher's ass thinking he was merely a janitor and he forced me to go the principal's office, claiming sexual harassment.
Halcyon+On+On
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Originally posted by Clovis
When I was in school in France on hot summer days in the most boring French literature class that ever existed (prof had the personality of a brick), I'd imagine the door swinging open and a giant, 6ft tall lubed dildo flying in and smacking the teacher right in the face.
I would then start laughing uncontrollably and get sent to the office unable to explain myself.
Yeah, you laugh at the thought of it, but ever seen it actually happen? It's nowhere near as amusing as you might think.
Clovis
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Yeah, you laugh at the thought of it, but ever seen it actually happen? It's nowhere near as amusing as you might think.
Where can one purchase a 6ft dildo?
Silky Johnson
Oh yes it is.
Halcyon+On+On
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Originally posted by jennypie
I threw an egg at someone from across the cafeteria in grade 11. It hit the wall just above his head and exploded all over him, lol.
Yeah, but I doubt this person needed surgery.
Wait, what were you doing with an egg at school? :wtf:
Frenchie
I was alllllways getting sent to the office for the dumbest ever. Having the hiccups and causing the whole class to laugh was a major one. :/
