Originally posted by Clovis
Where can one purchase a 6ft dildo?
You want a 6ft dildo? I can get you a 6ft dildo, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Wait, what were you doing with an egg at school? :wtf:
Physics project. To make a self-propelled flying machine that would carry the weight of an egg. We competed to see whose went farthest.
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
This one time in high school I broke this girl's jaw by pulling a chair out from under her. It's not like I was too young to know any better either.
:stongue:
Frenchie
I remember flicking my eraser bits into this chicks hair in grade 1 :p Every time I'd eraser something, i'd pick up the bits and flick 'em. By the end of the class her hair was full. I used to erase hard so I had big bits.
Clovis
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Originally posted by Frenchie
I was alllllways getting sent to the office for the dumbest ever. Having the hiccups and causing the whole class to laugh was a major one. :/
In like 6th grade there was a while where our whole class would start humming at the same time, so the teacher could never pinpoint who it was. It was so ing awesome.
Clovis
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You want a 6ft dildo? I can get you a 6ft dildo, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
I could get you a 6 footer by 3 o'clock this afternoon, WITH lube! IN amateurs...
nefardec
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Originally posted by jennypie
Oh yes it is.
ing phenomenal. i love when the guy slaps the dick
edit* peniscopter
pkcRAISTLIN
when i was 7 i put thumbtacs on various student's chairs, including my own so i wouldn't get blamed for it. when i was older i slashed people's bags with a stanley knife, including my own so i didnt get blamed for it. old habits die hard.
when i was 15/16 i
hit a teacher in the head with a chocolate wheeton biscuit.
hit the scariest teacher of the school with a spitball.
hit a girl in the eye with a rock
hit a boy in the eye with an eraser
hit a girl in the eye with a pen
my accuracy is legendary.
Omega_Blue
we used to have a fart machine with a remote control in my english class, that came to a halt pretty in quick.
1 kid with fart speaker + 1 kid with a remote control = win.
"david, did you just do that??"
"uhhh, no. i do-*FAARRRTTT*-n't know what you-*FART*-'re talking about...... *fart*"
bas
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You want a 6ft dildo? I can get you a 6ft dildo, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
