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A Caca Thread (pg. 2)
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| elFreak |
| i love it when i drink too much red wine and my turd comes out looking red. |
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| Scoops |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i love it when i drink too much red wine and my turd comes out looking red. |
that happens when I drink ICE Blue Gatorade...except the comes out green |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i love it when i drink too much red wine and my turd comes out looking red. |
I remember when I was younger I had a bad stomach so I took Peptobismol (or whatever the it's called), and that turned by black, not Obama black, I mean Darth Vader BLACK. They were massive as well, they were like miniture submarines. Scary times. |
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| airwalker1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
Lately it just seems like i take the hugest dumps. The things are so thick and long that they sometimes pop up pretty far outside of the water like some sort of sinking mud titanic. They take like seconds to push out, Jake Benson would be proud.
How regular are you?
What do you consider big?
Do you not agree that making a stink loaf is the most pleasurable thing in life next to coke sex?
Do you like to look at your poops, and sometimes fetch others to look at it too?
Do they take forever to come out or do they just pop out quickly?
(I will post pics next time i go...i just can't believe how awesome my butt is) |
stop eating all that Mexican food :stongue: |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by airwalker1
stop eating all that Mexican food :stongue: |
mexican does not gives you big turds |
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| elFreak |
there is no good mexican food where i live.
I can make awesome mex food, but the gf does not eat it. Trifling whore says spicy food is for brown people. WTF I am is a brown people!
Salad.
The trick to a well functioning anus is lots of it. |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
mexican does not gives you big turds |
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| jupiterone |
i took the biggest dump last night. i was going out for a cigarette then it caught on, if i stalled an extra 10 seconds, i would have been ting a storm outside. luckily, i have the speed and coordination of a black shiba.
then i took a dump and my burned for the rest of the night. hot wings and wine man. hot wings and wine. |
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| T-Soma |
Whenever I eat heaps of nandos peri peri hot sauce my ass turns into a fast firing slushi machine.
Not to mention that eating heaps of spicy food makes the burn :( |
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| Lira |
You know... I feel so proud for doing a such good job whenever I flush. I wish I could pat myself on the back and congratulate my bowels for the powerful and sadistic discharge of potentially venomous matter unto that immaculate and innocent piece of porcelain. Makes me feel like a faecal demigod.
It's my filthy pleasure :D |
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| Yohan |
lulz. i am taking a dump right now
may report back on size, texture and consistency of said dump |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yohan
lulz. i am taking a dump right now
may report back on size, texture and consistency of said dump |
pics or it didnt happen :o |
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