Originally posted by Slylee
all u guys who enjoy the feeling of ting should really try a finger in the ass;) i mean if ur girl is down lol
Way ahead of ya, sister.
woscar99
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Originally posted by TranceOwnsLol
That's impressive. It would be more impressive if you can like a cannon though. Just point your ass out to someone and a bomb and knock someone out. Handy skill to have.
You mean like this?
elFreak
i'm on my 5th cup of coffee, i ate a huge salad with chestnuts yesterday night, someone gonna get hurt real bad. Wish me luck.
elFreak
it was really hot and smelled kinda like nuts.
man does poop ever feel awesome.
enydo
Coffee clears out my insides like Drano, it's great.
Trancealot
A normal one for me..
1. Take a crap and toilet water goes back to normal for next use :)
A large one for me.
1.Take a crap
2. Flushed and partially went down
3. Broken it up with toilet brush
4. Flushed again and it went down but the water did not come back up
5. Flushed again and the water begins to over flow
6. Quickly take out the plunger and pump it before the water overflows out of the toilet and if done properly the toilet water goes back to
the lower end of the toilet and stays there
7. Final flush and the water goes back to normal for next use
Note: Steps 6 & 7 don't 100% always work out perfect :whip:
8. Final step(Spray whatever smell can you have near the toilet area)
PS. Don't ask about the three shells :wtf: :p
Surfmorworkless
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Originally posted by elFreak
there is no good mexican food where i live.
I can make awesome mex food, but the gf does not eat it. Trifling whore says spicy food is for brown people. WTF I am is a brown people!
Salad.
The trick to a well functioning anus is lots of it.
i rofl'd .No seriously i rolled on the floor laughing.:haha:
JD8180
quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
it was really hot and smelled kinda like nuts.
man does poop ever feel awesome.
There are two things that I can actually notice changes the smell of my s:
1. Tacobell: my will smell EXACTLY like the food I ate. The bathroom will smell just like walking into a Taco Bell restaurant.
2. A night after drinking cranberry vodkas: The bathroom will smell like cranberries, but ty cranberries (just like that obnoxious smell when people spray, that it gives it a flowery caca smell).
