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Fagwear and gaydars
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| Lira |
It all began with an odd discussion: a gay friend of mine and a female friend of mine, upon seeing a guy walking his dog 2AM, wondered if this apparently lonely guy was gay or not. The female friend thought he was, but the gay guy said the poor sap probably wasn't gay because of the way he dressed - it was too "straight", and if he was in the closet, he was successfully flying beneath the gaydar.
When I realised there was a whole unknown homoworld around me, as I never really found a purpose for a working gaydar in my heart, my inquisitive mind decided to simply find out whether if I too went unnoticed.
So , I asked him, you know I'm straight simply because of the clothes I wear?
Actually , he said, I know you're straight because I know you, but gaydars would defintely detect you because of your clothes.
Flabbergasted, I remained pensive until I got home. My gay friend went to Italy with his lover soon after that, so I didn't really have a chance to ask him why my fashion sense is gayish. But I know, Jake, Josh, and all the jokers here can help me in this quest.
Semantic drifts notwithstanding, is there anything gay about cargo pants, bucket hats, and plaid shirts!? What kind of clothing makes your gaydar go off? There's a fab new world I can't perceive out there :p |
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| elFreak |
| assless leather chaps are manly you big bear you. |
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| Renzo |
| You're Brazilian. Every Brazilian has some gay in them. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
My gay friend went to Italy with his lover soon after that |
God, they always do that. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
You're Brazilian. Every Brazilian has some gay in them. |
even the straight ones cant say no to a good chick with a dick |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
You're Brazilian. Every Brazilian has some gay in them. |
We can't help it, you know? It's so hot you start to sweat and take off your shirt and see that well-built guy beside you doing that same and, when you least expect...
... you snap out of it :D |
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| Saka |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
We can't help it, you know? It's so hot you start to sweat and take off your shirt and see that well-built guy beside you doing that same and, when you least expect...
... you snap out of it :D |
The fact you kept changing colours really ed my eyes up. I kept quinting trying to see if it was just my eyes or if you had infact changed the colour.
Thanks for wasting a minute of my life making me think my eyes were failing. |
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| tubularbills |
meh - you're probably just riding the metro-train.
clothes do not make the man (that's a line from a song, but i can't remember what...George Michael's Fiath comes to mind...). in any case, sure there's gay fashion - but metro guys out there wear it cause they think its hot . so while the gaydar works; it also picks up false returns and ground clutter from the metro-dudes (now that's meteorology for you) |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| who cares.. ill take a chick with a dick |
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| elFreak |
| big bag of dicks. |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by Saka
The fact you kept changing colours really ed my eyes up. I kept quinting trying to see if it was just my eyes or if you had infact changed the colour.
Thanks for wasting a minute of my life making me think my eyes were failing. |
LMAO! I did the same thing!:stongue: |
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
big bag of dicks. |
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