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| Theresa |
...when ed up.
I had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, and the doc says to my BF:
"Theresa should not be driving at all today".
I interrupt in a whiny voice, "WHYYYYYYYY NOOOOOT??!"
LOL!
They both cracked up laughing and the doctor says "Because you will kill people, and besides, you will be lucky if you can even walk".
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| UmmiE |
| I find it funny when british people say the word " innit " after everything.......which actually means " Is it not? " in a slang sorta way. |
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| Dr. DAS |
I overheard a converstation at a friends' house and belted out, "Did I just hear out of the corner of my ear that...".
This clearly led to jokes about smelling out of the corner of your nose and the like. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by UmmiE
I find it funny when british people say the word " innit " after everything.......which actually means " Is it not? " in a slang sorta way. |
that's limited to people from london & white people who think they're black, innit.
You guys have one. Oh Canada, Eh. |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
You guys have one. Oh Canada, Eh. |
I know eh.:p |
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| Lira |
Friend: Lira, why the hell are you wearing this mask?
Me: Hi, I'm Lira. Although I'm in disguise, I want you to know that. I'm Lira, but I'm in disguise. |
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| bas |
"Thank god nobody saw that"
Uttered by me after I walked into a chimney in front of maybe 15-20 people. Hilarious. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
"Thank god nobody saw that"
Uttered by me after I walked into a chimney in front of maybe 15-20 people. Hilarious. |
LMAO. How the hell did you walk into a chimney? Were you on rooftops? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| speaking of a car accident..."the two of them just connected like two lesbians finding out that they both had a father-rape story in common." |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
LMAO. How the hell did you walk into a chimney? Were you on rooftops? |
Yeah. Everyone was on the roof of my friend's house drinking/watching the sunrise and I thought some people were going to go inside, so I got up to start walking and walked RIGHT into the chimney. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Yeah. Everyone was on the roof of my friend's house drinking/watching the sunrise and I thought some people were going to go inside, so I got up to start walking and walked RIGHT into the chimney. |
LOL nice!
I remember once being so ed up that I was wandering around a house party with my cell phone, anxiously looking at it, and someone asked "are you waiting for someone to call?" and I replied "Yes... I am waiting for my cat to call me."
Yea, I have no idea what was going on in my head. I didn't even have a cat.
Hahaha! |
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| UWM |
| Theresa your threads are terrible and your little stories are even worse. |
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