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Canada gives the go-ahead for the slaughter of 500 Narwhales (pg. 7)
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
What both the article and the OP fail to mention (or realize perhaps) is that those being allowed to hunt the Narwhales are Inuits, exclusively. |
Yeah, but they're killing narwhals, that's outrageous! They should be growing corn and rice in those vast and fertile Arctic plains.
Or else, they could simply send their girls to the porn industry. Not only are Inuit girls hot, they're also really intu it :p |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| and here i was thinking i was the only person that thought KiNeTiC ENeRgY chugged huge amounts of cock. |
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Yeah, but they're killing narwhals, that's outrageous! They should be growing corn and rice in those vast and fertile Arctic plains.
Or else, they could simply send their girls to the porn industry. Not only are Inuit girls hot, they're also really intu it :p |
they are the ugliest women alive...you can imagine i am sure what raw whale can do to the figure. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
A popular Inuit myth asserts that, once women get old and fat enough from eating hundreds of Narwhals at a time, they actually sink through the ice and become Narwhals, themselves. Which would explain why it's ok to kill them - because they're fat and old. This is where the phrase "you are what you eat" originates from.
And I may or may not have made all of that up. |
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| elFreak |
yeah i can totally see her in the frozen section at walmart.
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| I can see her both at the check-out line and at the register, if we're talking Wal-Mart. |
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| zoogla |
| lol at the kinetic pwnage. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
they are the ugliest women alive...you can imagine i am sure what raw whale can do to the figure. |
Actually, this thing about Inuit girls being hot is a recurring joke of mine, because it reminds me of my fiancée during the winter :p
I've never actually seen an Inuit girl in my life... but I think it makes sense for them to be a bit overweight. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Your fiancee changes shape in the winter?
Does she happen to possess a single, long horn upon her temple? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Your fiancee changes shape in the winter? |
Well, she just walks around with a hood on more often and it's almost as if it was part of her body :p |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I've never actually seen an Inuit girl in my life... but I think it makes sense for them to be a bit overweight. |
Since the Inuit diet largely consists of whale and seal with a few wild grains in the very short summer months they tend to be short and stocky... high fat + high protein + very little else = Joe Pesci |
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| Xan_2v2 |
long overdue, |
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