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FAO: Chicks in Aisle 3 [next to the salad dressing and the mayo] (pg. 4)
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hi there, you look like a slut. i like sluts. wanna go out some time? |
Replace slut with beautiful woman (still say it in your head of course) and it will work like a charm. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
Replace slut with beautiful woman (still say it in your head of course) and it will work like a charm. |
but she said she wanted an HONEST approach :/ |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
fellas: would you go up to her and be like, "check out my cucumber?"
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this reminds me of the scene in animal house where otter picks up mrs. wormer in the supermarket with the cucumber line. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hi there, you look like a slut. i like sluts. wanna go out some time? |
You know, that could actually work. |
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| Zild |
| Ok let's go with half honest instead of total bull like hey i'm looking for a spaghetti squash. |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
You know, that could actually work. |
Works a whole lot better than asking for hot chocolate for a nephew. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Or how about, "Hey baby, my mom still packs my lunch...I just come to the grocery store to grope the produce and pick up chicks. Wanna go out sometime?" |
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| Zild |
| The half honest 'you are cute i'd like to call you' is much better than total honesty now that I think about it. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| i wish my mum still packed my lunch. i starved all thru highschool coz i was too lazy to do it myself. |
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| Zild |
| I saw your gigantic ass from over there in produce so my place or yours? I have fresh sheets! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Is that your feet or the salami in your cart that I smell? |
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