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FAO: Chicks in Aisle 3 [next to the salad dressing and the mayo] (pg. 5)
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hi there, you look like a slut. i like sluts. wanna go out some time? |
nice shoes, wanna ? |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
I saw your gigantic ass from over there in produce so my place or yours? I have fresh sheets! |
yeah, never invite them to dinner if they'd clearly break your bank. |
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| Zild |
| I was thinking more along the lines of giant porn star ass not giant fatty ass, but hey that works fine too. A man's gotta eat which is why he was in the store to begin with. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Wait. You'd be flattered if I tried to emasculate you? Or if a chick tried to pick you up in the grocery store?
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obviously i meant the emasculation. :rolleyes:
if someone tries using some elaborate pickup situation like the one OP posted you gotta at least give the guy credit for being imaginative. unless he straight up copies it. then it's just gay. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
obviously i meant the emasculation. :rolleyes:
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I knew it! Fag! |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I knew it! Fag! |
:gsmile:
edit: at least i don't drink boone's farm and melon liquor |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
:gsmile:
edit: at least i don't drink boone's farm and melon liquor |
whatever, i'd rather pick up someone in the booze aisle than the salad bar:cool: :p :o :tongue2 :crazy: |
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| gehzumteufel |
| wtf people are so stupid. pickup lines. |
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| Yohan |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
wtf people are so stupid. pickup lines. |
yeah. i'd rather bonk a girl in the head with a bat and drag her by the hair to my house |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yohan
yeah. i'd rather bonk a girl in the head with a bat and drag her by the hair to my house |
You don't do that already?! |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
whatever, i'd rather pick up someone in the booze aisle than the salad bar:cool: :p :o :tongue2 :crazy: |
hang around the aisles where they sell boone's farm and i'm sure you'll find that special guy out there someday :p |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | | How to get her number: Don't. Instead, give her your card |
Man, if you have your own card [and carry them with you] you're probably ing hideous anyways, which explains why you are seeking hook-up tips from Men's Health. Not to say that people who have their own business card are necessarily ugly - just the desperate ones. |
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