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Breakups (pg. 5)
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| elFreak |
| also the sooner we get the "pics" the quicker you will get over her:p |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
also do not listen to tubular...or else you will find yourself making documentaries for message boards while getting drunk alone and dressing up your dog in people clothes.:p
btw...the hardest time is not measured in days and hours, it just kind of happens when you truly feel alone for the first time. It sucks, but tell yourself it is temporary. |
for your information, i've never dressed up ANY of my dogs:o
but +1 on the 2nd statement. it sucks and sucks; but then you get fixated on other things and before you know it, its been months down the road and you look back and think, "hey, those were some great times" and focus more on the positive than the negative. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
Lira, believe me, if it was an invitation, it would be me slapping you; not the other way around. |
Is it an assertion or an invitation? :clown:
Sorry, I'm committed :D
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
after you cum, just be like, "hey, can you get me a towel?" and when she comes back, be like, "THINK FAST!" and slap her face.
actually, what would be funnier is if you slapped her butt; and watch her scramble to get it all off...LOLOLOLOL |
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| Cloudburst |
| Worst parts are when you hear a song or a smell or whatever like a month after and BAM it hits you. Proper party pooper that is. |
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| echosystm |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
so you broke up 2 times but in your original post say you want to get back together. This leads me to think you been dumped.
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you don't really want her back.
you don't need her to be happy.
you broke up twice because it was time for it to end, there will not be a chance at strike 3.
these are the 3 things you need to say to yourself.
get over the rebound thing...it is not about enjoying the sex, it is about getting back on the horse and getting some excitement to get your mind off things. There is nothing more exciting than new vag.
also do not listen to tubular...or else you will find yourself making documentaries for message boards while getting drunk alone and dressing up your dog in people clothes.:p
btw...the hardest time is not measured in days and hours, it just kind of happens when you truly feel alone for the first time. It sucks, but tell yourself it is temporary. |
you are a wise man, despite all your stupidity and crudeness :p
thanks |
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| elFreak |
like i said the rebound does not have to be about sex.;) Sure you her, but it isn't about that. Even un intimate sex is a form of intamacy. It will also help forget easier and be good for your self esteem. Get back on that horse.
especially if you take a in her sink before you leave while she is asleep. REVENGE! |
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| elFreak |
| Plus the breakup guy gets tons of . Don't cry though, but use the sad just a bit and make wounded puppy faces and you are in there like prego sauce. Don't talk too much though, sad my dog died when i was 8 guy is a no no. |
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| a spoon |
You know what your problem is?
Your puttin the on a pedestal |
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| Lira |
| Change your name from Echosystem to Ghetto Blaster! |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by a spoon
You know what your problem is?
Your puttin the on a pedestal |
Amen! |
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| nchs09 |
I remember the worst break-up... i lost my apetite and literally food didnt taste the same :/
Bitch broke my heart :( |
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