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What 3 things would you buy at the store??? (pg. 3)
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| Orbital32 |
jar of Vaseline
box of tissues
a Men's Fitness magazine. |
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| ziptnf |
12 packs of gum
bird food
glowsticks |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Plastic Cooler
25 bags of ice
Economy pack of exacto knives |
DIY kidney transplant time? |
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| Fledz |
The Bible
An AK-47
Cheese |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
The Bible
An AK-47
Cheese |
Where are all 3 of those items sold in the same store? :wtf: |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | | What three things would you buy at the store to make the cashier say WTF? |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
The Bible
An AK-47
Cheese |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Where are all 3 of those items sold in the same store? :wtf: |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Wild Turkey
Home Enema Kit
Illegal Fireworks |
I'm sorry sir, but the sale of illegal fireworks in this state is prohi.... come with me! |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by ziptnf
Where are all 3 of those items sold in the same store? :wtf: |
Wal-Mart :o |
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| thecreator |
A scale
100 baggies
A dream |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
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You can't buy AK-47's at ing wal mart |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Wal-Mart :o |
You know you almost directly quoted a simpsons episode...
Homer goes shopping for fireworks at the Li'l Valu-Mart, with a
clerk that looks almost like Apu.
Homer: Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box
of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some
illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas.
Ehhh... make it two.
Clerk: My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this
state and is punishable by a f...
[the last customer leaves]
Follow me.
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| wesleysnipez |
Condom
Gunpowder
mre |
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