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What 3 things would you buy at the store??? (pg. 4)
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
A dungeon
No condoms
Elizabeth fritzl |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
A dungeon
No condoms
Elizabeth fritzl |
Hahahahaha :stongue: |
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| Theresa |
Ex-lax
Diapers
Condoms |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
You know you almost directly quoted a simpsons episode...
Homer goes shopping for fireworks at the Li'l Valu-Mart, with a
clerk that looks almost like Apu.
Homer: Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box
of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some
illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas.
Ehhh... make it two.
Clerk: My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this
state and is punishable by a f...
[the last customer leaves]
Follow me.
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I kjnow...better make that two home enema kits. |
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| mimikish |
24 pack of eggs
Syrup
Super Glue |
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| cmay119 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Flour
Envelopes
Stamps |
Oh . :stongue: |
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| Domesticated |
Glucose powder & a single straw; no third item required.
We used to buy them just about every Saturday night. :( |
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| DJ Shibby |
1. Plastic Gloves
2. KY Jelly
3. 4 pack of Enemas |
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| Jake Benson |
Playboy Magazine
Playgirl Magazine
Highlights for Children Magazine
Water Gun
Laser Pointer
Cat Nip
Razor Blades
Ketchup
Happy Birthday Card |
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| Taranis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Glucose powder & a single straw; no third item required.
We used to buy them just about every Saturday night. :( |
:haha: I once went into maccers and asked for a single straw on my way into town, then went into the conveniance store across the road, asked to borrow a pair of scissors, cut the straw in two and discarded the big half, then bought some gum, a lighter and a vicks inhaler.
Good times. |
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| boris_the_bear |
tons of sleeping pills
duct tape
anal lube |
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| Amduscias |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
tons of sleeping pills
duct tape
anal lube |
all of these have been mentioned before |
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