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The Fleshlight is for amateurs (pg. 2)
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| woscar |
Works now...
| quote: | We had our hands full during our brief visit to AVN, and somehow we missed the RealTouch, a NASA engineer "designed and tested" manhood-pleasuring device
The RealTouch plugs into your computer's USB port, where it syncs with videos from various adult movie stars. A dual track of variegated rubber runs inside the unit, with a water-based lubricant reservoir making sure that none of your sacred parts catch on fire. |
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| Vivid Boy |
i just bought one
gianna's Huge just sold me |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Clearly you didn't read the site.
The actual mechanics make me lol, looks like sticking your dick in a belt sander :stongue: |
i browsed around a bit, seemed like they were trying to convey most if not all of the information via video rather than text, and the video lagged, so i couldn't be arsed. even went to the gay half of the website, and saw that they use the same device, rather than something with a dildo. |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
belt sander :stongue: |
exactly what i saw
no way my piece is going near that |
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| DJ Shibby |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
lol
i would never stick my dick in a machine |
What do you think sex is? |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Shibby
What do you think sex is? |
as far as i know my girlfriend doesn't have a power source |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
as far as i know my girlfriend doesn't have a power source |
It's her heart... remove it and see what happens. |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
It's her heart... remove it and see what happens. |
ok, ill do that
point is im not sticking my dick in anything connected to the electrical grid, or anything with metal parts inside |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
i browsed around a bit, seemed like they were trying to convey most if not all of the information via video rather than text, and the video lagged, so i couldn't be arsed. even went to the gay half of the website, and saw that they use the same device, rather than something with a dildo. |
They have tranny videos! But you them in the ass. |
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| Fledz |
| It syncs with videos!? :wtf: |
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| couch-potato |
| This is the funniest I've seen all night. |
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| Acton |
"a water-based lubricant reservoir making sure that none of your sacred parts catch on fire"
:haha: :haha: |
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