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The Fleshlight is for amateurs (pg. 4)
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
I say we market a poduct for those lonely ppl. we will call it slylee. 10 min chat conversations where she tries to convince them to fly overseas. |
*made in scotland* |
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| msz |
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| elFreak |
| taint puncher 2000! |
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| beema |
"developed by a former NASA engineer"
LOOOOL
well, I guess that answers that question |
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| Swamper |
lol.
Vivid, make sure to post a review to the c0r describing your experience |
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| Vivid Boy |
| lol u just want feed back on your video in the gay section :P |
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| Fledz |
| Nothing beats the real thing and this is rather sad but..... I would be lying if I said I didn't want to try it out at least once :wtf: |
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| Jeremy H |
haha, what's up with the shouting? :stongue: |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Dear Sir/Madam,
Recently I found your product the "Real Touch" via a dating website that I'm a member of. I must say, I'm very impressed. Most of the similar products I've seen on the market have been rather mediocre and I have been disappointed with the results, or disappointed when a fantastic thing breaks due to flimsy parts...or perhaps my own over-enthusiasm. The Real Touch looks a lot more durable and I particularly like the idea of it synchronising with videos - we're getting closer and closer to no longer needing women, ha ha ha!
I would very much like to own a Real Touch, however the price tag is a little prohibitive to me as I live with my mother and spend most of my pay taking care of her. Thus, I wonder if there is some kind of discount scheme that your office can arrange? I notice that your website mentions a 30 day money back guarantee; is there some way that I could take advantage of this? Or, in other words, do you have available any refurbished models sourced from dissatisfied customers? I would happily purchase one of these if a subustantial discount was available. Of course, the 30 day guarantee could then be waived so as to make sure the model would stay with me forever (I don't see myself having any problems with it though).
Thank you in advance for considering my offer - I think it would be of benefit to both of us, as you would rid yourself of a seconds model and I would be able to afford something otherwise out of my reach (at least for a long time, anyway). I look forward to hearing from you in the near future.
Regards,
John Transadict |
Now we play the waiting game. |
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| jupiterone |
| no mac support, not buying |
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