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Worst morally depraved you've done, regret, and got away with (pg. 11)
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| elFreak |
when i went to visit nicole in dallas i was kind of worried because my connection was in new york and new york and new hampshire both start with new.
i wasn't sure:p |
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| woscar |
| Did you actually tell the lawyer what you did? lol |
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| elFreak |
| that kind of is their job. |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
apparently
the best was when the state trooper called me at home.
trooper: hello could i speak to mr xxx
me: speaking
trooper: yes this is officer bla bla lof the new hampshire state police, i would like to ask you a few questions.
me: ok
trooper: we have reports that you have used a computer to distribute pornographic pictures of someone without their consent.
me: that's not true
trooper: urrrrr ummmm this claim was made by a mrs xxx..you dated am i correct?
me: yes
trooper: so you are saying you did not send these pictures?
me:no i didn't send any pictures.
trooper:ummm errr you didn't email any pictures?
me:no, what was the email address they were sent from?
trooper: [email protected]
me: that is her email address
trooper: errr
me:i'm a little busy can we speed this up?
trooper: errr ummm mrs xxx has pressed charges on you for illegal use of a computer. There is a new hampshire state warrant for your arrest. we would like to talk to you in person. would it be possible for you to come to new hampshire to speak to us?
me: no
trooper: ummm errr thank you for your time , have a nice day.
me: lol
i called a lawyer to see how serious this was. The warrant could not stop me from traveling to the US and the only place i could be detained was in new hampshire.
better luck next time.
it was so lol. |
even if they do arrest you just post bail and go back home they'll put out another warrant that won't mean |
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| elFreak |
what the am i going to go to new hampshire for?
we have trees here too.
ps they would take my passport, but yeah non issue. |
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| Zild |
I don't know man I wouldn't ing go to NH either. Do they check passports at the Canadian border if you're on foot? I've never had a passport checked at the Mexican border.
Usually when you post bail they give you back all of your personal belongings. |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
that kind of is their job. |
Well, you could have told him you were being framed by the bitch or some like that :p |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by woscar
Well, you could have told him you were being framed by the bitch or some like that :p |
It works a lot better when you are honest with your lawyer. Only an idiot would lie to their own lawyer. |
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| L.E.N. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
I don't know man I wouldn't ing go to NH either. Do they check passports at the Canadian border if you're on foot? I've never had a passport checked at the Mexican border.
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I think they are going to start checking though.
J = funny |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
It works a lot better when you are honest with your lawyer. Only an idiot would lie to their own lawyer. |
True, just asking :p
I just remembered another one...I used to sell "rocks from the moon" to little kids on the bus. They were nothing more than aluminum foil curled up into tight litte balls. :stongue: |
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| elFreak |
| you can't cross any border anymore without a passport. |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
you can't cross any border anymore without a passport. |
That just happened this month right? |
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