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Worst morally depraved you've done, regret, and got away with (pg. 4)
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I was actually scared that day, lol. Scared and pleased. :cool: |
haha... now I'm thinking of things I haven't thought of in ages. I would ride my bike to school in elementary and middle school, and for my own amusement I would use the metal end of my handle bars to scrape up car doors in peoples' driveways along the route. So many kids rode their bikes that unless the people were constantly watching, they'd never know who it was. I also used to start rumors about other kids that they were gay and watch their social lives disappear forever (10-12 year olds will believe anything). I had no reason to do it, I just wanted to entertain myself. Man, if I had a kid like me, I would hate it! |
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| La5eR |
| Not finding my girl-friend sooner. |
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| bas |
| I was going to post in here until I noticed "regret". I regret nothing! Suck it afterlife! |
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| TranceArmstrong |
| cell phone pictures of fat people |
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| woscar |
I posted this on the "Worst Situation to have to take a big dump" thread:
I was about 10 or 11 years old at the time and I was waiting for the school bus when suddenly the urge to hit me REALLY hard. I was about to head back home but I saw the bus coming about 2 blocks away. This posted a bit of a dilemma since that day there was a school trip to this ing awesome place and I didn't want to miss it...but then again I had to real bad! I went up the bus and about 10 minutes in I just couldn't hold it in anymore and I effectively myself. I just remember feeling something warm building up on my butt-cheeks and then an unbelievable stench of filling up.
I was scared less (no pun intended), if anyone found out what just happened I would never hear the end of it. I could already hear the snappy nicknames coming. So I just sat there motionless, pretending to be asleep and when the time to get off the bus at school came I just stayed last so noone would notice it was me.
My plan was to go to my classroom (which had a bathroom inside), but when I got there everyone was already lining up to board the bus which was taking us on our field-trip. I figured I was not going to have another bus ride with a ing turd in my pants so I just said: " it!" and ran into the bathroom. Once inside I realized, "what the I'm I to do now?". So I decided to take off my underwear and just drop it in the trashcan and wipe my ass as clean as I could. I finished wiping and started running my ass off towards the bus. I got there just on time, as everyone was still boarding the bus.
To my surprise, the ing stench was still there and my ass itched like crazy! I managed to hide the fact that it was me for the rest of the trip and as we returned to the classroom to get our things the janitor was there complaining about the covered surprise on the bathroom trashcan. I remember there was a big fuss over this as they tried to find out who did it and they actually pinned it on some kid in my class who was nothing but trouble. Those were good times, seeing the bastard cry like a baby swearing it wasn't him!
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| Taranis |
I was a complete cockhead to my parents a few times when I was a kid. Like completely ripping into them when they wouldn't do something fairly minor (which always seems like a big deal when you're younger).
Also they payed for me to go to a good private school for 5 years and I basically blew it off and failed out of all my classes the entire time because I was too busy playing video games and later on, taking drugs.
In retrospect I look at just how far my parents went for my family and how much they gave up for us kids, and I feel like a complete tool for some of the I said and did to them. That's teenagers though I guess. |
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| zoogla |
lol the potential ammunition that this thread could hold is mindboggling.
I have a few but would rather not have them on the record in the event that I run for President of the United States of America. |
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| dj_alfi |
| I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may inseminate me. |
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| Ian |
Ah i remember now thanks to jonnys story.
We taught the little kid next door who was about 4 to shout "mummy is a twat" at the top of his voice. We heard him screaming from the beating he took, hope he didn't remember :p |
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