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****in Catalina Wine Mixer...
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| Omega_Blue |
| You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face! |
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| cervy |
| i'm going to take a pillow case, fill with bars of soap, and beat the out of you |
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| Omega_Blue |
| God dammit, I don't know what it is about your face, but I wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| And I, again, you know, you're doing great, man. This is the Catalina Wine Mixer. We're all having a great time. Everybody's having fun. You pulled it off. Alright? But if you don't change your face, I'm gonna change it for you. |
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| cervy |
| Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000. Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass... you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces ! |
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| Omega_Blue |
| i.. i don't even hear what you're saying right now, 'cause your face is driving me nuts. |
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| techhouse_junky |
| I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins once ...their names were Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that . |
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| cervy |
| Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that mother******! |
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| techhouse_junky |
Boats 'n' Hoes, Boat 'n' Hoes
The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria...I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking sangria.
Nachos and Lemonheads on my dad's boat...you won't go down 'cause my dick can float.
-->had to bring this one back :thepirate |
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| cervy |
| Mom, I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said "let's get it on." |
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| tolgar |
| One day my father just said, "Goddamn it, you're seventeen, stop being a ing dinosaur and get a job!" |
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