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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Jenna Jameson. |
Winner. That's a ing awesome idea :haha: |
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| Audious |
Modern society or society in general?
Rasputin |
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| Monocle |
| Josef Mengele - Nazi doctor in auschwitz who conducted a bunch of very very cruel and gruesome experiments on inmates and then proceeded to run to south america and was never caught. |
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| Lira |
Woty, Masaharu Taniguchi has definitely the coolest biography ever. He:
- Got himself a 10 year old girlfriend when he was a freshmen at university;
- Ran away from home to leave with her;
- Came back home after he realise things wouldn't really work out;
- Found another girlfriend - and a mistress - and gave them both herpes;
- Survived a massive earthquake;
- Because he was poor soon after that, he founded a religion (Seicho-no-ie).
Que tal? |
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| Igaryok |
Pick somebody from this list. Link
For example
Simo Hayha
Simo Hayha had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then became a farmer. But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his country.
Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. And 20-40 degrees below zero.
Of course when the Russians heard that dozens of their men were going down and that it was all one dude with a rifle, they got ing scared. He became known as "The White Death" because of his white camouflage outfit, and they actually mounted whole missions just to kill that one guy.
They started by sending out a task force to find Hayha and take him out. He killed them all.
Then they tried getting together a team of counter-snipers (which are basically snipers that kill snipers) and sent them in to eliminate Hayha. He killed all of them, too.
Over the course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his SMG, sending his credited kill-count up to 705.
Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him, the Russians just carpet-bombed everywhere they thought he might be. Supposedly, they had the location right, and he actually got hit by a cloud of shrapnel that tore his coat up, but didn't actually hurt him, because he's the ing White Death, damn it.
Finally on March 6th, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploding bullet. When some other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had finally been stopped...
...for about a week. In spite of having come down with a nasty case of shot-in-the-face syndrome, he was still very much alive, and regained consciousness on March 13, the very day the war ended.
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Jack Churchill
An allied commander in WWII, and an avid fan of surfing, Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill aka "Fighting Jack Churchill" aka "Mad Jack" was basically the craziest mother****** in the whole damn war.
He volunteered for commando duty, not actually knowing what it entailed, but knowing that it sounded dangerous, and therefore fun. He is best known for saying that "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" and, in following with this, for carrying a sword into battle. In WWII. And not one of those sissy ceremonial things the Marines have. No, Jack carried a ing claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword.
Churchill and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Churchill.
When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big ing sword.
After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again. After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"
I mean, it doesn't get much cooler than that. |
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| trunks1022 |
wait does it have to be cultural?
how about l. ron hubbard? hah |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
wait does it have to be cultural?
how about l. ron hubbard? hah |
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| wotyzoid |
Some Awesome recommendations so far. Now I'm considering:
Ian Curtis (still, he seems to have had a very interesting life)
Kraftwerk
Casanova
Syd Barrett
I'm gonna read over some of the ones posted. Remember, a positive impact in society. Jenna Jameson... not really. I hear Neil Strauss wrote a book on her though and I love his writing so I wish, but no. |
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| wotyzoid |
Went with this.
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| Sushipunk |
| Lol, HST should be an interesting one :p |
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| chrisday |
| Just finished reading Lance Armstrongs.. Don't know how that fits in, but still I guess it had quite a big impact on a lot of people, and I'm guessing on a social level, made people more aware of cancer etc. |
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