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so im most likely going to jail tonight
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| Vivid Boy |
ill be back in 9-10
no bitch steals my scarf
in hipsters |
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| nchs09 |
| hipster scarf..... its only hipster if you steal it from someone. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
hipster scarf..... its only hipster if you steal it from someone. |
so now its a hipster scarf? |
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| Vivid Boy |
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
if its got hipster blood on it afterwards will it be a street scarf? |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| hipsters don't wear scarfs, unless they bat for the other team. Tight pants all the way! |
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| stren |
| its not your fault, that bitch had to die |
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| nchs09 |
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig sh*t, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”. |
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| josh rising |
| can i just say how much i love hipsters?! cos i do. sorry for your jail time. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh rising
can i just say how much i love hipsters?! cos i do. |
fag |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
200 pounds |
Vivid Boy killed dallastar? |
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