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Dirty |
seriously the funniest thing i've read in a while. |
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barbina |
"Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML"
hahaha GREAT site |
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Skipper |
ahah
"Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad." |
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barbina |
This may be my favorite site ever.
"Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML" |
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Geoffb3 |
Bookmarked for instant LOL :haha:
:eyes: lol
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML |
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Abercrombie |
quote: | Originally posted by Geoffb3
Bookmarked for instant LOL :haha:
:eyes: lol
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML |
Geoff just came out of the closet. |
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Geoffb3 |
quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
Geoff just came out of the closet. |
Really now?:rolleyes:
However i did think my ugg statement gave that away ;) |
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Intangible |
quote: | Originally posted by Geoffb3
"I quoted a story a girl wrote on this site and now everyone thinks I'm gay with fat rippely thighs. - The Uggs don't help my situation." FML |
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Abercrombie |
quote: | Originally posted by Geoffb3
Really now?:rolleyes:
However i did think my ugg statement gave that away ;) |
nah... lol... it just looked your own words when you didn't use quotes :) |
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Dirty |
quote: | Originally posted by barbina
This may be my favorite site ever.
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you're welcome.
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML |
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VDub |
"Today, my friend and I were sitting next to each other. We were so high that we had to send text msgs to talk." |
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