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vagina day (pg. 4)
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
Back when I was in college, I could drink nearly every guy under the table. I would wake up at 7 in the morning and start my day with a shot of vodka. Buuuuuut..... once you STOP drinking THAT much, you lose your tolerance. So, 2 or 3 years of only drinking once a month lead to lightweightedness :clown: |
didn't work that way for me. in college i could easily kill a 750ml bottle of 80 proof liquor in one evening. i basically completely quit drinking for 7 years after that except for a beer here and there. The first time I really drank after that I killed half a bottle of Bombay in an evening making G&Ts and wasn't even drunk :mad: |
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| squirrelly |
| Ok well your liver never fully recovered then :wtf: |
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| XaNaX |
| yeah, my liver clearly has a pretty good memory. i was hoping i would be back to the point where i could get wasted off a 6 pack |
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| Cpt.Cocaine |
| quote: | Originally posted by Taranis
I don't understand people who hate being single on VDay. I hate being in a relationship because it means you have to go to an effort to put on this contrived air of romance and have a cliche VDay date just to prove how much I care about my current partner. |
Yeah, I get to laugh at all my friends who have to spend the day getting dragged around doing ty fake stuff for their needy whores. |
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| apple country |
Im playing a bday party on this day... so hopefully, any single bitches will be lonely and horny.
but then again, I don't think most of them like "techno" [EDM]
YOU DID IT WRONG!!
and away home I go, after the party, with no one. :eek: |
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| phyrrus |
| I just dropped $50 to get her a massage gift certificate :( hopefully she'll get me something equally cool and we can eat some pills on saturday and enjoy the 3 day weekend proper. |
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| elFreak |
| man i wish i could get off with only spending 50 bucks. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
man i wish i could get off with only spending 50 bucks. |
You got her a baby, what more does she need? :p |
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| elFreak |
more than 50 bucks.
she knows how much i make, so i can't be a cheap :( |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
more than 50 bucks.
she knows how much i make, so i can't be a cheap :( |
Ahh the wonders of living with your mate. |
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| elFreak |
| i enjoy the free pancakes though. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| tell your sister's hubby that she wants to go to a hotel for the night so she can do unmentionable things to him...so he should book a hotel room and surprise her. |
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