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vagina day (pg. 6)
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| jupiterone |
went out with a friend last week, helped him pick out a necklace for his gf, he ended up buying a 500$ ing necklace
he's really happy, goes to hang out with her today, she gets in the car:
she breaks up with him first thing, he doesn't even get to take the necklace out to show her
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
went out with a friend last week, helped him pick out a necklace for his gf, he ended up buying a 500$ ing necklace
he's really happy, goes to hang out with her today, she gets in the car:
she breaks up with him first thing, he doesn't even get to take the necklace out to show her
OWNED |
That's good. Now he can take it back and get his money back.
ps: just to clarify that blows that she did that. |
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| PETRAN |
V for Valentine
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V for Vendetta?
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| Direct |
| So do you guys have a to stab later or are you guys going to look at pictures of cut out lingerie models from a sears catalog and jackoff in shame, curled up in the cold dirty dusted corners of your rooms? |
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| jupiterone |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
That's good. Now he can take it back and get his money back.
ps: just to clarify that blows that she did that. |
i have stupid friends man, i recommended him a 50$ necklace, she wouldn't know the difference. he goes "BUT IT'S NOT REAL SILVER!"
cmon man, do you really think the hoe will know the difference?
he said he's not returning the necklace until he knows he can't get her back :stongue:
i guess it's because he lost her virginity to her, it's pretty bad |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Direct
So do you guys have a to stab later or are you guys going to look at pictures of cut out lingerie models from a sears catalog and jackoff in shame, curled up in the cold dirty dusted corners of your rooms? |
Neither.
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
i have stupid friends man, i recommended him a 50$ necklace, she wouldn't know the difference. he goes "BUT IT'S NOT REAL SILVER!"
cmon man, do you really think the hoe will know the difference?
he said he's not returning the necklace until he knows he can't get her back :stongue:
i guess it's because he lost her virginity to her, it's pretty bad |
Stupid is right. ing n00bs. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
i have stupid friends man, i recommended him a 50$ necklace, she wouldn't know the difference. he goes "BUT IT'S NOT REAL SILVER!"
cmon man, do you really think the hoe will know the difference?
he said he's not returning the necklace until he knows he can't get her back :stongue:
i guess it's because he lost her virginity to her, it's pretty bad |
haha god damn. Also its possible she'd know the difference, my ex totally would have. however, she also wouldn't have known a good boyfriend if he cockslapped her 'by accident' though. just sayin |
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| ziptnf |
Got my woman in the other room making me dinner, I'm smoking and drinking. I gave her her present the other day, now I'm just reaping my rewards. :)
Life is good. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
LOL
Next time I am in Tdot, I really hope you can make it out to either a c0r whore meetup, or, we can meetup at a bar with your brother or something.
edit//There is a train station/go station in Milton. No excuses!!!!!!!! |
for sure....we can drag Craig out for a night....I'm sure he will need it soon :D |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| my valentines day got cut early because my girlfriend had pms early. I go to big clob now with my guy friends |
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| winston |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
tonight i go to big clob |
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| Slylee |
| i had the best day with my baby:D got stoned and went to breakfast...did a little shopping for outfits for this pool party tomorrow that we're invited to in sobe, then we hit ft. lauderdale beach to grab drinks at the bars on the beach. then we went to a seafood market and got some main lobster for dinner:crazy: |
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