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being overprotective of mom (pg. 4)
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol no she doesn't. and talk about my mom's boobs again denys i dare you |
each boob is as big as my head.
fantastic!
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| Vivid Boy |
| i want to be breast fed by all ur mommas |
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| nchs09 |
| I would motorboat any tas mum who is mildly attractive. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
But you do love her right? Dont tell me Mazz does not love his mum! |
Of course I do!
But, she was so over-protective of us up until our late teens/early twenties, that I can't do anything similar to that nowadays. |
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| nchs09 |
Can i motorboat her?
Man so yesterday we went to this brazilian all you can eat steak place.... there was a waitress who speaks only portugese but its ok since most of the poeple there speak only portugese.
Jesus Christ she had the most amazing ass i had ever seen. Ever.
I imagine your mum has the same kind of brazilian ass... and i want to plow it! |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
Can i motorboat her? |
I don't think she'd let anyone motorboat her, sorry ;)
Besides, she's 50! :p
edit: Wait, motor... boat!? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| old lactating titties |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
old lactating titties |
omg! ing yum! |
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| Lira |
This talk about old lactating titties reminds me of the first time I ever touched a set of breasts.
I was out on a date with this hyper-sexual girl (who wanted to have sex with me at all costs), while I was... Lira. She mentioned something about boobs, and I made a joke about how weird breasts are. Then she asked me "Ever touched one? Wanna touch mine?". That was in a shopping mall, mind you, and we went to one of those "emergency exits" or something.
The apex was when she said "Look, because I had a child not long ago, if you squeeze hard enough, some milk comes out of it". And I was like, "ZOMG! How far can it go?". Unfortunately, it just dripped :(
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Sometimes I wonder how the hell that kind of thing happens to me :p |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
This talk about old lactating titties reminds me of the first time I ever touched a set of breasts.
I was out on a date with this hyper-sexual girl (who wanted to have sex with me at all costs), while I was... Lira. She mentioned something about boobs, and I made a joke about how weird breasts are. Then she asked me "Ever touched one? Wanna touch mine?". That was in a shopping mall, mind you, and we went to one of those "emergency exits" or something.
The apex was when she said "Look, because I had a child not long ago, if you squeeze hard enough, some milk comes out of it". And I was like, "ZOMG! How far can it go?". Unfortunately, it just dripped :(
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Sometimes I wonder how the hell that kind of thing happens to me :p |
thats in disgusting bro |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Yeah seriously. :wtf: |
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| Lira |
| I know, I know. All that milk went to waste, and she could've donated that to those starving kids in Africa :( |
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