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Your special talent or quality.
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| Domesticated |
This forum needs more PLUR and self-reinforcement.
What's your special quality, talent or physical deformity, or something about you that otherwise makes you kinda-sorta-but-not-really unique? |
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| Domesticated |
| I'm the only person in known history to have beaten Chuck Norris. |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
I'm the only person in known history to have beaten Chuck Norris. |
At what? Making threads? |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
I'm the only person in known history to have beaten Chuck Norris. |
you are either a) Chuck Norris himself or b) liar
take your pick. |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
At what? Making threads? |
Funny, I was going to put a disclaimer at the bottom of the original post giving you a preemptive " off", but then I realised that would stop you coming in here and proving your special quality; pure predictability.
You could be replaced with a computer program spewing random sentences involving the words "", "thread" and a couple of random pronouns, and people would be clambering to congratulate you on your marked increase in intelligence. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
At what? Making threads? |
Looks more like defending of making threads. |
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| Lomeli |
Haha, you guys are such haters.
I guess what makes me different than 99% of the people on this board is that I was born with only one kidney. It doesn't affect me much, I just have to drink a little bit more water than the average person. What's funny is that when I'm practicing yoga with the instructor, he always says, "rise above your KIDNEY'S." I can't help but laugh every-time he says that, lol.
I was also born missing a bone and ligament on my right thumb, so i'm unable to bend it. Doesn't bother me, unless I'm high, because no matter how much will power I think I have to bend it, it never does! :(
My handwriting may be sloppy, but at least I can still masturbate. ;) |
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| DJ Damerchi |
apposable thumbs are for PEOPLE:whip: :whip:
i can make a bone grow in like 3 seconds, beat that. |
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| Lomeli |
| I am the missing link. |
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| Zild |
| I've been practicing to suck my own dick since I was 12 years old. I'm almost there. Technique involves sitting with your back near a wall and kicking your feet back over your head and 'walking' them down the wall towards your own face. Try it out! |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Damerchi
apposable thumbs are for PEOPLE:whip: :whip:
i can make a boner grow for like 3 seconds, beat that. |
4.4 seconds here!
in all seriousness, I'm a wealth of useless information, mostly about sports, music & geography. |
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