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Behold apple's new piece of $hit iShuffle
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| Jake Benson |
To anyone who loves their music on the go, life just got dumber with Apple's new state of the art piece of crap iShuffle.
READ SOURCE: http://www.apple.com/ipodshuffle/
It features volume adjustment, starting, and stopping songs all in the HEADPHONES, which are the typical ty plastic 70s vintage quality white-devils that Apple has been using the entire time. So if you have half a brain, or are between the ages of 10 and 60, and want to listen to music with any kind of quality headphones that don't sound like a beat-down Mexican radio, you don't have that option with this. You have to accept these shiny mediocre generic yet heavily advertised headphones if you want to listen to music on this concraption.
Anyone else disturbed by this brand new iPoop? |
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| Domesticated |
| I knew you were back. My gaydar was going crazy. |
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| woscar |
| Actually I don't really care because I have no reason to buy an iPod shuffle anyway. But that is one of the most massive brain farts I've ever seen :stongue: |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
I knew you were back. My gaydar was going crazy. |
Why would you have gaydar, unless you're.... |
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| hundred |
a mp3 player that talks to you? ing eh i won't need to see my psychiatrist anymore. i hope we can customize the voice cause i want to change it to tiesto's voice.
real bad choice for a motto
edit: LOL wtf generic robotic voiceover |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by hundred
a mp3 player that talks to you? ing eh i won't need to see my psychiatrist anymore. i hope we can customize the voice cause i want to change it to tiesto's voice.
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It would be amazing if someone could hack into the iShuffles connected to the internet, and make the robot voice say "You are listening to your grandma masturbate" when they click-hold. |
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| Darkarbiter |
ha, 4gb of storage
for au $40 you can buy an mp3 player (admitably only 2 gigs, but for another 20 bucks you can get a 4gb one) with, you know... a screen.
If you wanna spend extra money on an mp3 player buy an iRiver (and even they are cheaper then iPods). |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Darkarbiter
ha, 4gb of storage
for au $40 you can buy an mp3 player (admitably only 2 gigs, but for another 20 bucks you can get a 4gb one) with, you know... a screen.
If you wanna spend extra money on an mp3 player buy an iRiver (and even they are cheaper then iPods). |
Hell yes, I love my iRiver. |
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| boris_the_bear |
| +1 for iRiver. my good old T10 1Gb player is a convenient and awesome-sounding little bastard :tongue2 |
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| Ygrene |
| I have to say, my iRiver has been fantastic too. Plus it has line-in record which is super handy for recording mixes. |
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| echosystm |
| i like ipod shuffles just because they have the clip and are small. this is how an mp3 player should be. i have never purchased one though, because you have to use that fag they call itunes. |
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| Cpt.Cocaine |
| You don't have pockets? |
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