condoms (pg. 18)
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elFreak |
quote: | Originally posted by chach
those things must've had a gallon of gino juice each!:wtf:
And I lol'd cause I've honestly never worn a sweatband outside of futbol and football. Baller accesories make you play better :) |
more pills than pfizer and afterhours clubs with no air conditioning or alcohol = no choice.
ask nicole (not in a mean way, about stereo), pac MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN:p
i posted that pic, i can live with it.
i refuse to go shirtless. |
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elFreak |
quote: | Originally posted by yukii
wow.. i've never known a guy that takes a long time to go.. that's actually kinda cool.. :p shuddup elf. |
krypton =
Ooooooh, I don`t want I don`t need I can`t stand no minute man
I don`t want no minute man
Ooooooh, here`s your chance be a man take my hand understand
I don`t want no minute man
Ohh, ohh, uhh, oooh
Ohh, ohh..
Ohh, ohh, uhh, oooh
Ohh, ohh..
[missy]
Boy i`ma make you love me, make you want me
And i`ma give you some attention, tonight
Now follow my intuitions, what you`re wishin`
See i`ma keep you up all night, for a long time
So start countin` away
[chorus]
Break me off, show me what you got
Cause I don`t want, no one minute man
Break me off, show me what you got
Cause I don`t want, no one minute man
Break me off, show me what you got
Cause I don`t want, no one minute man
Break me off, show me what you got
Cause I don`t want, no..
[missy]
Tonight i`ma give it to you, throw it to you
I want you to come prepared, ohhh yeah (oh yes)
Boy it`s been a long time, a crazy long time
And I don`t want no minute man, and that`s real
Give it to me some more
[chorus]
[ludacris]
Yeah, uhh, uhh
It`s time to set yo` clock back bout as long as you can
I stop daylight, it`s ludacris the maintenance man
Get your oil changed, I check fluids and transmission
You one minute fools, you wonder why y`all missin
On the back of milk cartons and there`s no reward
No regards, close but it`s no cigar
A hard head make a soft ass, but a hard dick make the sex last
I jump in pools and make a big splash
Water overflowin, so get your head right
It`s all in yo` mind punk so keep your head tight
Enough with tips and advice and thangs
I`m big dog, havin women seein stripes and thangs
They go to sleep, start snorin, countin sheep and
They so wet, that they body start to leak and
Just cause i`m an all-nighter, shoot all fire
Ludacris, balance and rotate all tires
[missy]
Ooooooh, I don`t want I don`t need, I can`t stand no minute man
I don`t want no minute man
Ooooooh, here`s your chance be a man take my hand understand
I don`t want no minute man
[trina]
Uh, uh
You know lil` mama ain`t with that quick
You better break me off stiff tongue or stiff dick
One minute, two minutes, three minutes
Hell naw, to please me you gotta sleep in it
I see you talk a good game and you play hard
But if I put this thing on ya, can you stay hard?
If not, you better keep your day job
Cause i`m looking for a man to make me say God (god!)
I`m off glass and you know this
I`ll work your ass out like aerobics
So baby stay focused
Start off slow and then speed it up
Baby show me what you got, is you a g or what?
If you can`t beat it up then eat it up
Put a cherry on top, whip cream it up, what?
[missy](trina)
Break me off, break-break me off
Break-break me off
Show me what you got (what? )
Break me off, show me what you got (what? )
Break me off, show me what you got
Break-break me off, break-break me off
epic lulz, no wonder you don't blow him. |
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Alex |
If I've jerked it within a day or two prior to bang bang, there is literally no chance. It feels awesome, so it's not like I don't have any sensitivity in my dick, but it can get annoying when the GF gets all insecure about not having a load on her face. |
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yukii |
LMFAO.
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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yukii |
quote: | Originally posted by Alex
If I've jerked it within a day or two prior to bang bang, there is literally no chance. It feels awesome, so it's not like I don't have any sensitivity in my dick, but it can get annoying when the GF gets all insecure about not having a load on her face. |
that sucks.. jerk less & use no condom. |
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Alex |
Ya I had to sacrifice my pr0n addiction, it sucks but the real thing is better. |
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Slylee |
they need to have more pleasure options for the magnums:o
not that we use them anymore:p |
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bananas |
Yeah, I've got some problems cumming with condom too, and then my gf starts feeling insecure and then it makes it even harder. Vicious circle.
Condomless sex ftw. And she likes it way better too. |
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yukii |
they should give all women in the world the shot..
..fo free!!1 |
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elFreak |
quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
they need to have more pleasure options for the magnums:o
not that we use them anymore:p |
pics?
because in a recent survey french canadians had the smallest dicks in the country:p
(not joking) |
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Slylee |
quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
pics?
because in a recent survey french canadians had the smallest dicks in the country:p
(not joking) |
negative ghost rider. he's way above average. |
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yukii |
i've heard the opposite about french canadians- they're supposed to be big..
& from the earlier vagina talk on this thread- vaginas don't smell :stongue: they only smell when the girl is too scared to put her hand there when she showers & is on the mission to make cottage cheese. |
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