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condoms (pg. 2)
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| banora thought my looked spectacular.:o |
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| bananas |
I hate em too, but what ya gonna do man. :[
I mean really I hate to check if it's not not broken if it hadn't slipped off, plus finding one's which feel atleast OK is really hard. in exhausting |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by winston
pulling out FTW! |
two of my illegitimate children and their respective baby mamma's say otherwise. |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
What's worse than bragging about the size of your ePenis on the Internet?
Bragging about the size of your real penis on the Internet! |
LOL :stongue:
honeslty i didnt even realize they made slightly bigger condoms and i always thought magnums were for people with the dick the size of a cucumber, never knew there was an in between
i already have a mental trip when using them and when i use ones that are too small, they just choke me and make the whole experience really ing pointless |
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| its is never pointless as long as you choke her back...NEVER. |
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| Allied Nations |
| double LOL @ edit |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
LOL :stongue:
honeslty i didnt even realize they made slightly bigger condoms and i always thought magnums were for people with the dick the size of a cucumber, never knew there was an in between
i already have a mental trip when using them and when i use ones that are too small, they just choke me and make the whole experience really ing pointless |
What's worse are the "climax control" ones. Tried those for the hell of it. , never again.
You go in like, "yeah, I'm gonna smash this girl in for hours!"
Then, in 5 minutes, your penis makes a noise like a deflating balloon and feels like a dentist gave it a shot of novacaine. |
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| winston |
| Novocaine for the soul |
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| just get drunk and take coke like everyone else if you want hours of humiliating her! |
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| Allied Nations |
the last thing i need from a condom is ing climax control.. shiit...
i can already go for hours in one of those ing things, i need one that makes me come faster!!!! |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by winston
Novocaine for the soul |
lol, that's begging for a Photoshopped version of a Trojan box. |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
the last thing i need from a condom is ing climax control.. shiit...
i can already go for hours in one of those ing things, i need one that makes me come faster!!!! |
Maybe get some that are ribbed for her pleasure, and wear it inside out? 
Or just think of Jessica Rabbit.
Wait, what? |
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