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Married in 10 days. (pg. 4)
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| elFreak |
| how many different penises did she put in her mouth in said extended break? |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Brian Scott
10 years (with one extended break), but that's just a minor detail LOL! |
haha yeah. So the time is a huge factor. This kid, I am sure got with the chick at most 2yrs ago. |
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| Brian Scott |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
how many different penises did she put in her mouth in said extended break? |
At one time?
Edit: (doubt it would beat your record) |
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| elFreak |
be serious.
you said the over under is 30 months, i need the background info to know where i will put my chips. |
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| Brian Scott |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
be serious.
you said the over under is 30 months, i need the background info to know where i will put my chips. |
in your . time period is irrelevant. |
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| elFreak |
that much eh?
ok then, i'll vote for under. |
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| Brian Scott |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
that much eh?
ok then, i'll vote for under. |
it really depends on how many kids they pump out in that 30 month period. if it's more than 1, divorce is imminent |
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| elFreak |
according to woman's health:
the formula for cocks in mouth goes as such.
first week of separation = 5 cocks in mouth (rebound factor)7 to 10 if she likes hip hop because one black = 3
add 1 to 3 subsequent cocks per week until month 2 all dependent on how much she likes to eat potato chips. More potato chips = more due to + 43 insecurity points.
After that you add 4 cocks per month for the rest of the subsequent year. If bobby comes to visit, add 15 cocks per month because people will fly from far to put in mouth.
2nd year is 2 cocks per month.
take the total and multiply by 2 if she reads cosmo or watches sex in the city.
this test is accurate to 97.532% |
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| Brian Scott |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
according to woman's health:
the formula for cocks in mouth goes as such.
first week of separation = 5 cocks in mouth (rebound factor)7 to 10 if she likes hip hop because one black = 3
add 1 to 3 subsequent cocks per week until month 2 all dependent on how much she likes to eat potato chips. More potato chips = more due to + 43 insecurity points.
After that you add 4 cocks per month for the rest of the subsequent year. If bobby comes to visit, add 15 cocks per month because people will fly from far to put in mouth.
2nd year is 2 cocks per month.
take the total and multiply by 2 if she reads cosmo or watches sex in the city.
this test is accurate to 97.532% |
I can't argue with that science. Now give me the formula for cocks in ass. |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Brian Scott
I can't argue with that science. Now give me the formula for cocks in ass. |
Simple
Same equation as ElFreak's only change hip-hop to gay bars/is friends with homosexual man who cleans up after losses of consortium. Do not multiply unless she's a black male's "hag". For every five BJ's add one anal, in a desperate attempt to attain validation from someone who can never really be the man she wants to love (i.e. father/gay man).
Of course, it will never be the same and both wind up regretting it the next day. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Brian Scott
(30 months is the over/under for divorce papers to be filed) |
Over.
If kids enter the picture before then I'm probably screwed, but I'll take that risk. These two seem young and naive, not outright crazy. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scottaculous
10 more days to avoid the biggest mistake of your life! What's it going to be?
I'm also taking bets on when the divorce paper will be filed. |
scott.. you are such a romantic :wtf: |
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