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The Vivid Boy + Small Penis Thread
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| Lebezniatnikov |
One of my favorite things in life is walking on a busy sidewalk with headphones in and no music playing. Nobody suspects that you're eavesdropping, and you here some serious lol-worthy stuff sometimes.
This evening I was walking from class to the train, and I was just ahead of two college co-eds that had a conversation I had to laugh at. Girl A apparently hooked up with some guy over the weekend, and Girl B was all like "blah blah he seems really cool, you guys gonna get together again? I hear he really likes you."
Girl A was like "yeah, he really is a nice guy... but... well... that night wasn't all that exciting."
Girl B goes "what do you mean, you guys had sex, right?"
Girl A goes "yeah, and he was really sweet, but his dick is really small and he just kind of laid there. I don't think I could ever date him."
:stongue: :stongue:
So my first reaction is to think, gee, what a keeper. But then I got to thinking - does this guy have any idea what happened? Like, if he asks her out, she probably won't be like "sorry, I don't date guys with midget dick", right? But then I started wondering whether she maybe let on while they were hooking up that she was less than impressed.
So let's go straight to the source: someone unfortunately endowed.
| quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL in the Gina II thread
Give me that 1inch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
a phrase typically uttered by girls having sex with Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i make up for it with HUGE GIGANTIC balls |
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...16&pagenumber=7
So Vivid, do girls call you out?
This thread brought to you by allegations that the cor has no new drama:
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
nobody is givng me new material to work with. I got to recycle the old. :(
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | | Save your energy, needle dick. You're gonna need it. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
yeah she was probably fat and had a loose vagina
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| Vivid Boy |
| im an in the closet fag. and all my fag friends feel my dick deep within their ass, and no they have never complained or told me its too small. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
yeah she was probably fat and had a loose vagina
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HUGE! |
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| Vivid Boy |
but what truly makes me laugh is that you have decided to join sides with the gruesome twosome, slylee and ania. That pretty much means one of two things to me; in one of my insults to them you took it personally or you think helping them try to trash me will make you look cool in their eyes and help your chance of your virgin ass getting laid.
Now it oculd be either one of the two. or maybe a mixture of both, ive seen your picture and I know you aint in anything or have ed anything. maybe you think since jamie s everyone on here shemight give you the chance. I doubt it though dude. Eventhough Jamie will possibly bang anything if you give her the right amount attention, you still need to be semi attractive. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| vivid i have to honestly disagree with you here.. you're talking about slylee right? |
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| Vivid Boy |
were you that insulted by the chewbacca comments? what about the polish apartment building cleaning comment?
maybe you are secretly talking to one of them via msn and think it's "going somewhere". i dunno please bring us into the know though. Id love to be enlightened |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
vivid i have to honestly disagree with you here.. you're talking about slylee right? |
lol true true. anything that will listen to her for more then five seconds tell her life story has an easy in |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| Lesbiankalashnikov is a legend and if he chooses to make fun of you the same way you make fun of everyone else then I say you should suck it up. |
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| Frenchie |
| I like how everyone has their own spelling of his user name. |
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