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Who is the biggest COR Fail Boat?
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| manatee |
8. Me: For creating this thread I deserves a posthumous fail boat.
7. Slylee: Quit her job as a secretary to work at the front desk of a motel. Can you say downgrade? All the kobe steak and jet skiing couldn't cover up the fail. You're posts are so entertaining you almost didn't make the list.
6. Ania: "You pan faced, Saskauwatch...
5. Banora: SWF (Single White Fail)
4. Krypton: Recently back from rehab. Rumor is he turned to drugs when his gf turn him down for head. Watch out his fail stock is on the rise!
3. Tubularbills: His middle name is fail. He's all alone on his fail boat with only his weather maps and videos of himself walking alone to keep him company. This recovering alcoholic can't make a friend to save his life so he's invited his mom to move in with him to complete the fail.
2. Aridot: The fail is strong it this one. Tries to drown his fail in DMX and cough medicine. Knocked up his underage white trash gf who uses his head as soccer ball. I wonder if he is related to Ashley? His posts make about as much sense. Lives with his mom too.
1. ********: Captain Fail boat had to cancel his voyage to Mexico and instead settled on staying put and using the woods as his pharmacy because his welfare checks aren't enough to support a drug habit. The pseudo intellectual garbage this douche spews could fill a landfill. Luckily his psychotic ramblings finally caught the attention of the police. Its a matter of when not if he will snap and go on a killing spree let’s hope he self terminates before this happens.
*If you didn’t make the list it doesn’t mean you aren’t a failure, rather your life is so insignificant it isn’t worth mentioning. |
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| wotyzoid |
| I need to be credited for the picture. I spent a lot of time on that. :o |
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| boris_the_bear |
how does it feel to make something that will inevitably become a c0r classic, wotyzoid?:p
| quote: | | Banora: SWF (Single White Fail) |
she mentioned a "boyfriend" recently. i think it was in the "post your fag pics" thread
oh, and the list of fail forgot all about me.. |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
oh, and the list of fail forgot all about me.. |
Just post a naked pic, eat some stuff you find in the woods and some coins. Then you'll be worthy. |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
how does it feel to make something that will inevitably become a c0r classic, wotyzoid?:p
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Haha, meh I think it's funny, but I don't know that it will be a C0r classic. I'm glad people liked it, though. :) |
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| ziptnf |
God that ******** picture is absolutely horrifying.
HIS EEYYYYEESSSS :eyes: |
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| boris_the_bear |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
Just post a naked pic, eat some stuff you find in the woods and some coins. Then you'll be worthy. |
i looked up "to eat coins" on urbandictionary but couldn't find an explanation. what does it mean? :) |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i looked up "to eat coins" on urbandictionary but couldn't find an explanation. what does it mean? :) |
It means putting coins in your mouth and swallowing them. Akridrot got high and did that. :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
wait is this an alt?
because anyone who can't man the up and say something under their usual username is a failboat:) |
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
wait is this an alt?
because anyone who can't man the up and say something under their usual username is a failboat:) |
:o |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
:o |
so it's you? lol |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| oh i thought it was rezno |
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