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What's the weirdest dream you have ever had? (pg. 5)
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| Meat187 |
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Luckily it was before he posted that pic. I went to some BBQ and he was sitting in a chair in the garden. I just quickly said hi and thought "better not start a long conversation".
Edit: Don't you ing dare show up naked in my dreams, ********. I can summon a bazooka out of thin air and will not hesitate to use it! :mad: |
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| The17sss |
Text from an email to my friend (who is a Psychologist... lol) telling him about the dream I had about him and his wife the other night.
| quote: | ing weird man. You and Judy were expecting your first baby to be born. It was to be a girl. So, for some odd reason, you guys wanted to give birth in some back room of a bakery at a flea market that had no air conditioning. She went into labor and was taken to be laid down on some big metal table. A bunch of little 8 year old mexicans were back there making bread and on other tables around her while this was going, and some fat sweaty guy was cracking a whip at them to work faster, sweat-shop style.
So, Sean (he was there too) and I were standing off to the side with our backs to the the situation because we didn't want to watch Judy in the stirrups. She delivered, and then we heard blood curdling screams... I turned around and a little slimy pink baby pig was running all over the place on the floor! I was like "HOLY SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A PIG!!!" Then some radio morning show DJ's came out from behind a curtain laughing their asses off saying they were responsible for pulling off the prank... they said they implanted a pig embryo and let her think she was pregnant for 9 months as a prank for their show, and the audience loved it. That's pretty much the last thing I remember....lol. Told you I need to seek help. |
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| Slylee |
| dude...kevin. you have a side to you don't you lol :disbelief |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
:stongue:
Luckily it was before he posted that pic. I went to some BBQ and he was sitting in a chair in the garden. I just quickly said hi and thought "better not start a long conversation".
Edit: Don't you ing dare show up naked in my dreams, ********. I can summon a bazooka out of thin air and will not hesitate to use it! :mad: |
You're going to have the same dream again, only this time he'll be in the nude, sitting in the chair with legs spread wide open.
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
dude...kevin. you have a side to you don't you lol :disbelief |
I... I uhh.... not that I know of.
*slowly slinks away out of the room* |
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| crazzycat |
| I dreamt to trip in space:eyes: |
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| Flec |
| at some point in one of my dreams.... i found the quad damage |
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| trancechan |
weirdest dream i ever had i was a girl getting ravenously ed by some guy.
i woke up & told my girlfriend at the time about it, who found it arousing. |
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Flec
at some point in one of my dreams.... i found the quad damage |
lol, were u caring a BFG? |
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| BTG |
| lastnight i did acid with bruce vilanch and my teeth started talking to me. |
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| dj_alfi |
| i just had the weirdest dream ever. it involved Matt Parkman and Sylar (from Heroes), Tim Heidecker and Eric Werheim (from TIm and Eric Awesome Show Great Job), three MILFS and these two really hot swedish girls I know. |
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