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I've mastered the art of sliding my jeans down from the sides of my waist and using the wall plus sturdy pelvic posture to just hover it over the toilet bowl, so as to avoid touching anything hand-wash worthy (assuming the seat is already up, cuz if I have to touch it, that demands a hand wash). It's rough on my belt and the belt hooks on my jeans, but everything is loose enough such that it slides down comfortably.
I still always wash my hands, though.
By the way, this method does not work nearly as well when pissing in urinals, as you definitely need to manually angle it in the right direction if you want to avoid splash-back.
You could always take several steps back, but this is really risky, as you need to preempt the loss of stream strength, requiring you to rush up towards the urinal without jostling it too much such that you piss all over the place (and remember, your pants are, at this time, slightly above your knees, so this is very difficult to accomplish whilst in this scenario). |
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