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Washing your hands (guys only). (pg. 5)
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| inconspicuous |
a bathroom attendant is working one night and starts to wonder why some guys wash their hands & some don't, so he decides to ask.
a man walks into the bathroom, uses the urinal, & goes to wash his hands, so the attendant asks, "I'm sorry, sir, but why do you wash your hands?" the man turns to him and says, "because in the army, they teach us to wash our hands when we take a piss," and leaves.
another guy walks into the bathroom, uses the urinal, then heads to the sink, so the attendant asks, "I'm sorry, sir, but why do you wash your hands?" the man turns to him and says, "because in the navy, they teach us to wash our hands when we take a piss," and leaves.
another guy walks in, uses the urinal and heads straight for the door, so the attendant stops him, "I'm sorry, sir, but why didn't you wash your hands?" the manturns to him and says, "because in the marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands." |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moongoose
Its the toiet seat itself one of the cleanest places in the house. I seem to remember as much from various tv shows.
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Correct. We did it at uni as part of our microbiology study.
| quote: | Originally posted by inconspicuous
another guy walks in, uses the urinal and heads straight for the door, so the attendant stops him, "I'm sorry, sir, but why didn't you wash your hands?" the manturns to him and says, "because in the marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands." |
Not only that but they also teach them how to die like cannon fodder in the worst trained and most under prepared for reality military force on the planet while their commanding officers do all and just order multiple airstrikes from the safety of their offices in Washington. |
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| inconspicuous |
| I forgot it was 'pretend you're an expert on a foreign military' day. my bad. |
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| Fledz |
| Hey, nothing against your soldiers at all. My beef is with your government (all of them) who for countless decades have treated your marines like cannon fodder. It's the 21st century, they can't just throw numbers at the enemy any more and hope to win. |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by shaw
I forgot it was 'pretend you're an expert on a foreign military' day. my bad. |
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| Fledz |
| Mark it on your calendar so you don't forget next year. |
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
Mark it on your calendar so you don't forget next year. |
:stongue: |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Yes, always. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
Mark it on your calendar so you don't forget next year. |
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
if nou doesn't wash his hands, when do you think he cleans the bathroom? |
His mother does, it's okay, he doesn't have to. |
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| boris_the_bear |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
most under prepared for reality military force on the planet |
wtf lol. you gotta be kidding |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fledz
Hey, nothing against your soldiers at all. My beef is with your government (all of them) who for countless decades have treated your marines like cannon fodder. It's the 21st century, they can't just throw numbers at the enemy any more and hope to win. |
MARINES KILL! |
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