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updated drunk thread
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| Jake Benson |
the reason i updated drunk therad is becauwe there are many drunk threads. but which one is current? this question i bring forth to ethe table. and this hamburger i had no udea was do juicey! love, taste buds.
si why didn't i get laid tonight? that is a godo quesiton, we will revisit this matter later on in this chatper.
but today, i lets talk about food. because it's SO ING GOOD OMG . i will a hamburger with my face. Let that be set for the records in case someone tries to defmae my charater. becaus ei have no charater. i only have hamburgers. deep juicey and fried ing hamgubers. and i dont know how to type them, but i do want to win the lotery. like TODAY omg.
i may just go to 7-11 right now. will i meet mr. right? who cares if i win 200 million ing DOLLARS! becuase that's my goal. i dont understand though if i aim high and keep trying to ewin the lotto and i dont win. thwat the !>!>!>
so in theroy, then end. in conclusion. i am lonely. i am laughing and cyring. i use anti-static monitor wipes on my brand new vans shoes. what else r u gonna do ? huh??? |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
si why didn't i get laid tonight? |
Because you're posting ing drunk threads. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| It seems like it's been a while since a drunk thread was started by somebody who was actually ing trashed. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Because you're posting ing drunk threads. |
no you are incorrect, but you lcan learn form your mistakes. what have you leanred and why are you a mystery> i am so intrigued by he concept of 7-11. i ing love that store. nothign comapre.s |
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
It seems like it's been a while since a drunk thread was started by somebody who was actually ing trashed. |
+1, i missed that. this is good |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
no you are incorrect, but you lcan learn form your mistakes. what have you leanred and why are you a mystery> i am so intrigued by he concept of 7-11. i ing love that store. nothign comapre.s |
A rcneet sduty... |
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| the_voice |
| omg guys will be guys :p |
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| chimera66 |
| :haha: i like jake benson he entertains |
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| trancechan |
i am drunk.
now wat? |
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| msz |
| benson do you ever wish you were a tranny? |
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| winston |
| that's good to hear, benson. I'll buy your house! |
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