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The Don't You Hate Thread. (pg. 2)
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| lenazi |
| don't you hate when your boss gives you about your expense account even if it meant that taking a client out for extra curricular activities meant signing the account? |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
*looks at bait on hook... swims away* |
Don't you hate Gay Fish?
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| iTranscendence |
| Don't you hate when every piece of electronic equipment you own seems to die at one time. |
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| lenazi |
| don't you hate gay people that make a point of mentioning that they are gay every 3 sentences? Like the lisp and leather pants did not give it away. |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| don't you hate people who bring their lunch to work, and forget they brought their lunch. so their lunch is just stinking up the fridge for a couple of days, and i have to share the fridge with them. i need my own office mini fridge. :( |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by lenazi
don't you hate gay people that make a point of mentioning that they are gay every 3 sentences? Like the lisp and leather pants did not give it away. |
:stongue: bingo! I have frequently thought the same thing. Perez Hilton rings a bell on that one. |
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| WittyHandle |
| Don't you hate people who push the button at the crosswalk? Like we all need to sit here and watch you flaunt that your flesh has any immunity from the cold steel of my hood during the few seconds that LED sign shines its tyranny. Chance it like a real man next time. |
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| lenazi |
Don't you hate fat chicks with confidence? You overhear them talking to their other shamu bagel eating bitch friend about how they can't wait to try out that little leopard print dress and how men will drop their jaws when they see them in it.
They will drop their jaws because you look like the animal tried to swallow the michelin man whole and burst half way through. That cankle bracelet does not make you look sexier as it could probably fit around my waist you festering bag of gravy. |
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| lenazi |
| You know what else irks me to ing hell about fat chicks with confidence? They smell like french fries and broken dreams. |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by lenazi
Don't you hate fat chicks with confidence? You overhear them talking to their other shamu bagel eating bitch friend about how they can't wait to try out that little leopard print dress and how men will drop their jaws when they see them in it.
They will drop their jaws because you look like the animal tried to swallow the michelin man whole and burst half way through. That cankle bracelet does not make you look sexier as it could probably fit around my waist you festering bag of gravy. |
wow i feel sorry for you. :( i once worked in an office with fat chicks. so demoralizing. especially when lunchtime rolls around, or about 2 hours after lunchtime. thankfully i work with a lot of 40+ year old guys who are married or divorced and looking into either retirement, fishing, or waiting for the lake levels to rise so they can run their boats out in the lake. |
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| lenazi |
You know what else i hate about fat chicks? The way they order a plate with extra everything and then order a diet coke because they are "watching their weight". I'm watching your weight too, in fact i can watch it jiggle from 2 blocks away and it makes me sick. I also hate the way they breathe when they eat. They sound like someone on a life support machine as they stuff whole cheeseburgers down their gullet.
sorry about the fat chick rants, i have one in my office that i want to pour pigs blood all over like in that movie Carrie. She thinks she is so special yet weighs at least 250. Her fingers are so fat that when she drops change on the floor while making another frito run at the vending machine, she has the nerve to ask me if i can pick it up because she so obviously can't.
hatehatehatehatehate |
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| Meat187 |
Don't you hate people who are full of hate?
PLUR! |
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