Originally posted by lenazi
You know what else i hate about fat chicks? The way they order a plate with extra everything and then order a diet coke because they are "watching their weight". I'm watching your weight too, in fact i can watch it jiggle from 2 blocks away and it makes me sick. I also hate the way they breathe when they eat. They sound like someone on a life support machine as they stuff whole cheeseburgers down their gullet.
sorry about the fat chick rants, i have one in my office that i want to pour pigs blood all over like in that movie Carrie. She thinks she is so special yet weighs at least 250. Her fingers are so fat that when she drops change on the floor while making another frito run at the vending machine, she has the nerve to ask me if i can pick it up because she so obviously can't.
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Don't you hate people who get secret crushes to fat chicks?
lenazi
yeah your mother was taken.:(
LeopoldStotch
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Originally posted by lenazi
You know what else i hate about fat chicks? The way they order a plate with extra everything and then order a diet coke because they are "watching their weight". I'm watching your weight too, in fact i can watch it jiggle from 2 blocks away and it makes me sick. I also hate the way they breathe when they eat. They sound like someone on a life support machine as they stuff whole cheeseburgers down their gullet.
sorry about the fat chick rants, i have one in my office that i want to pour pigs blood all over like in that movie Carrie. She thinks she is so special yet weighs at least 250. Her fingers are so fat that when she drops change on the floor while making another frito run at the vending machine, she has the nerve to ask me if i can pick it up because she so obviously can't.
hatehatehatehatehate
well you certainly don't want her to bend over because
1. she'll lose her change, and she won't find it for another week since she obviously can't see her feet when she looks down
2. full moon
:nervous:
let's just say you're saving humanity by helping her get that change.
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damn it. broke the rules.
Mr.Mystery
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Originally posted by lenazi
yeah your mother was taken.:(
Don't you hate people who don't follow their own rules?
The17sss
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Originally posted by lenazi
while making another frito run at the vending machine
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Halcyon+On+On
LOL
bas
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Originally posted by The17sss
Don't you hate when people ruin your appetite mid-meal? .
iTranscendence
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Originally posted by lenazi
Don't you hate fat chicks with confidence? You overhear them talking to their other shamu bagel eating bitch friend about how they can't wait to try out that little leopard print dress and how men will drop their jaws when they see them in it.
They will drop their jaws because you look like the animal tried to swallow the michelin man whole and burst half way through. That cankle bracelet does not make you look sexier as it could probably fit around my waist you festering bag of gravy.
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Edit: this thread is now about when you should man the harpoons.
SYSTEM-J
Don't you hate ty wireless network routers that cut out every twenty minutes and currently won't even let you send a ing IM message, the broken ing cunt?
Sunsnail
haha thats great lenazi
"im watching your weight too"
iTranscendence
quote:
Originally posted by lenazi
You know what else i hate about fat chicks? The way they order a plate with extra everything and then order a diet coke because they are "watching their weight". I'm watching your weight too, in fact i can watch it jiggle from 2 blocks away and it makes me sick. I also hate the way they breathe when they eat. They sound like someone on a life support machine as they stuff whole cheeseburgers down their gullet.
sorry about the fat chick rants, i have one in my office that i want to pour pigs blood all over like in that movie Carrie. She thinks she is so special yet weighs at least 250. Her fingers are so fat that when she drops change on the floor while making another frito run at the vending machine, she has the nerve to ask me if i can pick it up because she so obviously can't.
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n3lly
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Originally posted by iTranscendence
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Edit: this thread is now about when you should man the harpoons.
