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Rescue team uses saw to free penis
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| The17sss |
| quote: | It's unlikely anybody on the Costa Mesa Fire Department's Urban Search and Rescue team signed up for this.
The highly trained team usually responds to calls involving people trapped in structures and vehicles. On Tuesday, squad members responded to a trapped penis.
In an ill-conceived attempt to increase the size of his member, a man placed his penis through the "hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener," according to the Daily Pilot. The fasteners are used to secure weight plates on dumbbell bars.
"They said his comment was, 'This will make me the chief of my tribe,'" Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard told the Pilot.
It did -- if becoming chief of the tribe means restricting blood flow and causing one's penis to swell to the point that the device cannot be removed. When he arrived at Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach, doctors tried to convince the man he needed immediate treatment.
That's where the multi-skilled urban search and rescue team and a surgical saw came in. The Pilot reported that squad members cut through the inch-thick ring -- producing sparks that flew across the room -- during a two-hour process. |
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/h...s-61110862.html
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| 'the chief of my tribe '-- if that's the chief, the indians are pure 'tards :stongue: |
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| gehzumteufel |
| wtf that is super ing close to me!!!!! I know exactly where that hospital is too! lol |
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| woscar |
:stongue:
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| owien |
guy on left...."i cant even look at it"
guy on right..."ouch" |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
wtf that is super ing close to me!!!!! I know exactly where that hospital is too! lol |
go down there man! get some pics! |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
go down there man! get some pics! |
You'd like that, wouldn't you?  |
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| yukii |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by woscar
LMFAO. ouch. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
go down there man! get some pics! |
haha yeah no |
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| Gauss |
| quote: | Originally posted by woscar
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Croatia. :stongue: |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by woscar
You'd like that, wouldn't you? |
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| Sushipunk |
| Did someone say free penis? |
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