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Grocery store pet peeves (pg. 5)
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| floyd741 |
I did once see this really fat white guy at the grocery store, he had on a hat with the american flag on it. He was fat an greasy looking and smelly and his kid was this like 12 year old with too much fat in his face (he looked like a balloon) wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt. He probably didn't shower that morning. Or the morning before that.
I ing hate america so much. |
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| Slylee |
oh you just reminded me of an obnoxious kid i saw at the grocery store one time. it stuck in my head because it reminds me of my sister and her kids.
some little brat was complaining about wanting candy and the mom was saying "no" and she threw a fit and the mom changed her mind and said, "fine pick one" and the little girl, instead of being thankful that she could have candy, proceeded to pick up a candybar angrily and throw it on the counter at the cashier.
and the mom still ing bought it and let her have it. LOL i would have laughed so hard if that was my kid thinking she can get away with that behavior in public. |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by floyd741
I did once see this really fat white guy at the grocery store, he had on a hat with the american flag on it. He was fat an greasy looking and smelly and his kid was this like 12 year old with too much fat in his face (he looked like a balloon) wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt. He probably didn't shower that morning. Or the morning before that.
I ing hate america so much. |
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This thread is gold. Last night me and my gf went to the grocery to pick up some really quick (like 3 items) and went to the speedy checkout lane. Well this one dirty disgusting bitch decided that she wasn't going to be very speedy. She had one item to scan, took 5 minutes to pay, then proceeded to walk sloowwwwlyyy out of the checkout lane (i mean like she's barely moving her feet) while talking on her cellphone. I give her a double handed "SHOO" multiple times and made the cashier crack up. She wouldn't GTFO of the checkout lane, taking her ing time while other people are trying to get out. :mad: |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
2) People who go into the 10 items or less line with an entire shopping cart when you are behind them with 10 items or less.
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I was running errands with my mom one afternoon and we stopped by the grocery store to pick up a few things... I think we had about 6 items. We were approaching the Express Aisle (10 items or less) at the same time as this mid-fifties slightly greying dude who had a shopping cart full of stuff and coming to the same aisle.
All three of us had an 2-second awkward stare-off and then I just stepped forward and went in front of him and said to my mother:
"A gdzie ten debil sie tu wpycha z tym pelnym wozkiem???"
(Translation: "Where the hell does this think he's going with all that stuff in his cart?")
As the cashier is ringing us through, a woman approaches this man and asks in Polish:
"Juz Kochanie?" ("ready sweetie?")
The man then looks right at me and, replying to his wife, says:
"Tak kotku, tylko pierw puscilem te panienki, bo widozcznie sie bardzo spiesza" ("Yes darling, I just let these ladies ahead of me first because they are apparently in a big rush")
I just smiled and tried not to feel like a big-mouth bitch. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
I was running errands with my mom one afternoon and we stopped by the grocery store to pick up a few things... I think we had about 6 items. We were approaching the Express Aisle (10 items or less) at the same time as this mid-fifties slightly greying dude who had a shopping cart full of stuff and coming to the same aisle.
All three of us had an 2-second awkward stare-off and then I just stepped forward and went in front of him and said to my mother:
"A gdzie ten debil sie tu wpycha z tym pelnym wozkiem???"
(Translation: "Where the hell does this think he's going with all that stuff in his cart?")
As the cashier is ringing us through, a woman approaches this man and asks in Polish:
"Juz Kochanie?" ("ready sweetie?")
The man then looks right at me and, replying to his wife, says:
"Tak kotku, tylko pierw puscilem te panienki, bo widozcznie sie bardzo spiesza" ("Yes darling, I just let these ladies ahead of me first because they are apparently in a big rush")
I just smiled and tried not to feel like a big-mouth bitch. |
LOL i definitely would have finished it off by saying "have a nice day" in polish as you left. |
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| Ania_xox |
I felt like a rude immature little bitch though lol
This happened to me one Chistmas Eve too.
I went to midnight mass with my mom and sister and there was this hideous-looking woman sitting beside us alone and she had on this crazy 1920's hat like the one's they wore in Titanic and she was sporting a full ing moustache. I was quietly dissing her in Polish to my sister like "how the does this broad get up in the morning and look at herself and not see this ing chinchilla growing on her upper lip?"
At the end of the mass, she turns to all of us and shakes my mom's hand and says "Masz dwie piekne dziewczynki... zycze wam Wesolych Swiat" ("You have a beautiful family... I wish you all a Merry Christmas")
I wanted to ing DIE. |
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| Slylee |
lol yea that's def an insert foot in mouth moment.
but i still dont think the grocery store incident was that bad. the guy had more than 10 items and then tries to be all cool and speak polish to make you feel dumb. he is the one who should feel dumb trying to go in the lane with more than 10 items. :o |
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol yea that's def an insert foot in mouth moment.
but i still dont think the grocery store incident was that bad. the guy had more than 10 items and then tries to be all cool and speak polish to make you feel dumb. he is the one who should feel dumb trying to go in the lane with more than 10 items. :o |
No , that's such a dick move. At least he let you go first tho. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
I felt like a rude immature little bitch though lol
This happened to me one Chistmas Eve too.
I went to midnight mass with my mom and sister and there was this hideous-looking woman sitting beside us alone and she had on this crazy 1920's hat like the one's they wore in Titanic and she was sporting a full ing moustache. I was quietly dissing her in Polish to my sister like "how the does this broad get up in the morning and look at herself and not see this ing chinchilla growing on her upper lip?"
At the end of the mass, she turns to all of us and shakes my mom's hand and says "Masz dwie piekne dziewczynki... zycze wam Wesolych Swiat" ("You have a beautiful family... I wish you all a Merry Christmas")
I wanted to ing DIE. |
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| we_R_DNA |
#10) Store is not open 24/7.
#9) The beer that I wanted is sold out.
#8) I have over 100$ worth of food and no one helps sac my food for me.
#7) An employee says they will help you but never comes back.
#6) Kids who find the toys section; their parents left them; and balls are flying everywhere.
#5) Dirty smelling humans who manage to carry a smell so foul that is remotely unimaginable to go down the same aisle.
#4) People who have 20 items going into the 10 items or less line.
#3) Kids taking a piss in a random aisle and you slip on that and eat it face first.
#2) Um Anyone who is coughing in the produce section which causes germs to get onto the food.
and the number one thing that really pisses me off
#1) Kids taking s in aisle 5 then dragging their dookie all the way to aisle 11 creating art work on the floor. |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by we_R_DNA
#5) Dirty smelling humans who manage to carry a smell so foul that is remotely unimaginable to go down the same aisle.
#3) Kids taking a piss in a random aisle and you slip on that and eat it face first.
#1) Kids taking s in aisle 5 then dragging their dookie all the way to aisle 11 creating art work on the floor. |
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What ghetto ass grocery stores do you go to?
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