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marriage sucks (pg. 3)
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
'would you be prepared to pay your wife for casual housework?' |
I've got some "casual housework" she can do. I'll even throw in $5. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Yesterday I had a class on feminism where the male tutor tried to tell us how outrageous it is that stay at home mothers don't get paid for their housework and child-rearing.
I openly laughed at him in front of the class and said: 'would you be prepared to pay your wife for casual housework?' The conversation ended pretty quickly after that. |
yeah, its pretty ing stupid. why should you get paid when you're not producing a good/service people want to pay you for?
life is one big game of opportunity cost. i dont care how "hard" it is rearing children, it beats the out of showing up at the office for 40 years. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Don't try to excuse your anti-competitive behavior, you robber baron! :whip: :whip: :whip: |
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| Boomer187 |
I would post a really cool reply, but my wife would be mad.
Now back to grey's anatomy! |
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| iTranscendence |
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| tubularbills |
oh hai
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| monishb |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
oh hai
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hai!
when do we see more tubular bills vids? |
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| DjWhooCares |
when can i pledge? |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eddie Murphy
Got to get married in the 80s. I read the papers. I said, " this, I'm getting out."
Hey, you know, read. You can catch some . You can't just keep messing around like you used to. Eventually, your dick will fall off.
Remember, like, VD in the 60s? That don't just sting no more. Every time they cure something, it comes back stronger. VD is new and improved now. They got dudes in the doctor's office with symptoms like:
"Excuse me, doc, what does it mean when you go to the bathroom and fire shoot out your dick?"
"Let me get this right. So you're getting a burning sensation when you urinate?"
"No, fire shoot out my dick, is all. A burst of flame fly out my dick when I pee. I can't even pee in the house, I burn my house down. I gotta go outside. I was outside peeing, dude tried to mug me, I turned around and burned him up on the street. Because my dick is a blowtorch, is what I'm trying to say."
Got to be careful. They say having casual sex nowadays is like playing Russian roulette, and I know I've thrown my dick on the crap table many a night. Looking for Miss Right, you be gambling every time. You gambling with your dick, saying, "Come on, need a woman with a mind. Come on, now. I need somebody perfect for me. Give it to me, now! Oh, . Fat, bucktoothed bitch. No, give me my dick back. No. I’m gonna keep rolling. I got one more roll in me. I want the perfect woman, now. I want somebody with a mind, intelligence, a nice ass and a body. Give it to me, now! Oh, skinny cockeyed bitch. No, give my dick back. Give my dick back. Now, listen, be quiet. I’m gonna keep rolling. This is my last roll. This is the last one. This is the one for me. Miss Right. Blow on this for luck. This is my last roll. Come on. Here we go. Give it to me, now! Oh, . Herpes. I crapped out. My dick is ed up. My dick is ruined."
So be careful. Get married.
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| Cpt.Cocaine |
| My ideal wedding is showing up in jeans and a tee shirt and signing a legal contract. If somehow that's insufficient then she's marrying me for the wrong reasons. That bitch. |
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| Slylee |
| omg why does domesticated sound exactly like my boyfriend:nervous: |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by monishb
hai!
when do we see more tubular bills vids? |
in time... |
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