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Monster Massive Tragedy?
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| mattW |
No, I did not write this. No, I'm not going to MM.
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GoVentures would once again like to invite you all to the Sports Arena, the permanent home of all of the rapes and ecstasy deals during this weekend within the entire county of Los Angeles. This year, we would like all of your dreams to explode with glory and happiness as our hallways are filled with the most sparkling and fiery high-classed ravers we have ever recruited into our drugged out premises. If you thought our sweaty hallways were filled to the brim last year, you better be ready to be sloughed off on this year by thousands of MDMA-filled children, ready to give off the most exotic and colorful bodily fluids possible layered onto your skin and clothes.
We will have a fully encircled arena for your travel available. But attempting to dodge the Bro's and Tot's in our fully lit hallway's of the over-used Sports Arena will result in stress and pain as you are unsuccessfully able to dodge the presence of drug users turning your night into a fearful evening of resisting AIDS grime and dried up pre-cum from ecstasy abused penises. The sex appeal we will bring this year is absolutely shattering.
Once again, the finest Asian drug dealers of the entire county will be available for your many substance purchases; this time being loaded with viagra and cialias, so you can that P-tot you've been looking at for multiple underground parties up to this point. No worries - Monster Massive is the place where dreams finally happen. GoVentures is proud to support your ongoing ability to stalk and creep. Our foundation has been built on such direction, with our highest power, DJ Reza, leading the cause of blasting joy.
Our musical realm is filled with much of the same that you have come to know and love. Paul Van Dyk will be headlining our main room, topping off a night of napping in the bleachers and pumping your sweaty fists in the air to 7-minute epic buildups. We decided to skip Drum and Bass this year, seeing as we got tired of booking Dieselboy and Dara over and over again, and decided to add another Trancey-House stage. Honestly though, no one on this stage is worth a ing god damn , and we recommend you stay in the main room which will guaranteed to be filled with the the hundred thousand's of people you are used to, all having a detonatingly great time!
Everything is already in place for yet another blasting year of the Monster Massive Festival. The best representation of the city of Los Angeles possible! If the people of this town are ready to get decimated, it might as well be during such a huge nuclear success of a party as Monster Massive! We are ready to accept your pre-sale money as soon as possible and send you off with a BANG! into our hot and heated venue.
Ecstasy. Rape. Pills. Drugs. Freedom.
The GoVentures Way.
Please support us in our future venues. And make sure to be there for DJ Reza's set! He is one fat you don’t want to miss, especially if you like top 40 hits and high ranking beatport tunes!
Much love,
-GoVenturez 2009.
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| TSG |
Sounds like someone has a little grudge against someone.
BTW... where did you get that from? |
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| 72hrpartyanimal |
| quote: | Originally posted by TSG
Sounds like someone has a little grudge against someone.
BTW... where did you get that from? |
some haters do that every year. |
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| tranceloverxo |
mmm bro's and tots. i cant wait!
haha jk...luckily i'll be out of town for halloween so i get to miss the insane LA congestion of MM and Hard. |
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| manatsu |
| wasn't that posted last year? :cool: |
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| Apeattack |
| At least we get the "finest" asian drug dealers. lolerrrrssss |
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| Nerologic |
| quote: | Originally posted by 72hrpartyanimal
some haters do that every year. |
| quote: | Originally posted by manatsu
wasn't that posted last year? :cool: |
Yes, just look up it has already been mentioned. It is just a bunch of haters hating on Reza. I will be the first to hate on his mixing skills (but i guess they improved?) but as a promoter and businessman i can't hate at all.
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceloverxo
mmm bro's and tots. i cant wait!
haha jk...luckily i'll be out of town for halloween so i get to miss the insane LA congestion of MM and Hard. |
I will be at Hard Friday, but i might end up here on Sat.
For some reason or another, last time i spoke to Deadmau5 (headlining Fridays Hard) he had a chip on his shoulder against Reza and "Go YourSelf-Ventures." He was pretty angry at them, I wont go into details but yeah you get the point. I am sure theres a few other people that dont get along with Go Ventures... |
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| tranceloverxo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nerologic
For some reason or another, last time i spoke to Deadmau5 (headlining Fridays Hard) he had a chip on his shoulder against Reza and "Go YourSelf-Ventures." He was pretty angry at them, I wont go into details but yeah you get the point. I am sure theres a few other people that dont get along with Go Ventures... |
yeah he said he would never play at another massive again if reza has anything to do with it. |
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| 72hrpartyanimal |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceloverxo
yeah he said he would never play at another massive again if reza has anything to do with it. |
that happens to a lot with promoters |
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| GPC |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nerologic
For some reason or another, last time i spoke to Deadmau5 (headlining Fridays Hard) he had a chip on his shoulder against Reza and "Go YourSelf-Ventures." He was pretty angry at them, I wont go into details but yeah you get the point. I am sure theres a few other people that dont get along with Go Ventures... |
Who gives a what he thinks? And I'm sure that there are even more that don't get along with Deadmau5 :p |
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| alan |
| quote: | Originally posted by GPC
Who gives a what he thinks? And I'm sure that there are even more that don't get along with Deadmau5 :p |
oh i have heard that...that he is the most diva among all the DJs...ive never worked with him, but thats just the word on the street:haha: |
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