what did the black woman get for having an abortion? a thank-you letter from the welfare center and $200 from crimestoppers.
let's hear some more.
Slylee
what's the shortest book ever written?
"Black People I've Met While Yachting"
Sunsnail
What do you get when you put blacks into a barn.
farm equipment
stren
- why do you put the baby, into the blender, feet down ?
- so it can see you masturbate longer.
*edited for grammar
rT19
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
coolestrl
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention Slyle/jennypie/mellymel: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers, continue reading….
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
woscar
quote:
Originally posted by stren
- why do you put the baby, into the blender, feet down ?
- so it see you masturbate longer.
Ba dum tss!
Sushipunk
Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Sunsnail
What's better than a baby in a blender?
A boy falling off a high altitude balloon
too soon
stren
- Why Michael Jackson doesn't ride a bike ?
- Cause he's dead
coolestrl
forgot this one
do you like fish sticks????
Slylee
quote:
Originally posted by rT19
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
