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roll call : slap your annoying co worker day
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| Xavier Moriarty |
THIS FRIDAY !!!!
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed... other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-ass always messing up stuff!" or my favourite " you you ing ****"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
proudly sponsored by ike turner association: "BETTER TOMORROW" |
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| VERTiG0 |
| Oh yes this'll go over well |
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| VolumE_TO |
| I am a tradesman... Bad idea as most of them are twice my size |
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| techcellence |
| quote: | Originally posted by VolumE_TO
I am a tradesman... Bad idea as most of them are twice my size |
AND you work with electricity |
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| Xavier Moriarty |
| quote: | Originally posted by techcellence
AND you work with electricity |
electricity is not a weapon !!!!! |
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| Sorin.16v |
Hahahaha great idea, my boss would probably stab me and hang me somewhere :toothless
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
electricity is not a weapon !!!!! |
It's the means to an end :nervous: |
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| sugar_sparkles |
lol this will make working allllll day friday much better....
" you you ing ****" <---- what does the **** stand for? |
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| DJ Mach X |
| Can you please e-mail my boss in advance so he knows what to expect? |
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| Abercrombie |
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| Prometheus Xex |
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| VDub |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
electricity is not a weapon !!!!! |
How about a crane??? |
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