About a year ago, well more like 9-10 months ago, I thought it would be cool to take 3 extra strength tums in the morning AND night, you know, for calcium and ? That would be 1200mg a day...
Well turns out there wasn't a lot of . Too much calcium s up your digestive system and makes you not POOP and when you do its hard, and sometimes really dark. I was ing flipping out, thought I had like colon cancer or some cause my was all ed. Literally.
Anyway I went and saw a doc and he said I was fine, and I stopped taking tums altogether unless you know I need them, and like in 3 weeks I was back to my regular 1-2 s a day. yes. :p
david.michael
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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
my was all ed. Literally.
I knew it!
Joss Weatherby
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Originally posted by david.michael
I knew it!
Yea, that didn't help either! :crazy:
Pleasant
I hate ting and wish that I wasn't one of you nasty human beings who has to and fart.
You don't know how much I hate it. Look at all the most intelligent, important people in this world: they all have to sit on a toilet and have nasty come out of their like an animal.
Why do we have to ? I hate it! I wish we never had to or fart. Peeing is OK, because if you pee water on someone it can be sexy. But there's nothing sexy about or farting! It's not cool!
Like businessmen and serious people all have to and fart and I think it's ing absurd. We can fly in space and we have the ability to use X-rays and create skyscrapers thousands of feet, but we still have to like animals.
It's not right. Imagine how awesome life would be if humans didn't have to . I can't take anyone too serious in this world because I know that no matter how rich or beautiful or divine someone might appear, they are still a ter.
If I could somehow eliminate my need to , and have a completely clean colon, cleaner than a whistle and treated with nice smelling fragrances and oils, I would do it. I'd probably digest pills with all the essential nutrients or even inject them all directly into my bloodstream. I'd never have to or fart ever again and my would always be super clean and smelling wonderful.
All people should do something similar.
Aaron C.
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Originally posted by ********
Ok I havn't been eating much at all, but how much longer should I give it before I get concerned? I've had almost no flatulence either.
I've been peeing regularly
This should help....
KilldaDJ
whats wrong with ting? its perfectly natural. the waste product of food has to go somewhere doesnt it? sure it'll be cool if we were that efficient that we wouldnt even have to and process the waste matter inside us but thats impossible and we would end up being giants or something. next you'll be saying we're like animals because we like ing.
but im having a werthers original and im having a gooood time :)
Pleasant
I think I'm just easily grossed out by a lot of the less glamorous facts about the human body. Ear wax, oral hygiene, body odor, etc. All of those things suck and I wish we never had to deal with them and that we were all some perfect biological entity that never produced anything disgusting or foul.
There's probably a name for this condition. Obsession with hygiene and a desire to unnaturally perfect. Imagine how much time we'd save if we didn't have to go to the bathroom ever.
Pleasant
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Originally posted by KilldaDJ
next you'll be saying we're like animals because we like ing.
I think ing and kissing are perfectly fine. Splendid. The fluids we create and share when we do that have purpose, they're erotic, they're useful...
But waste and all that other crap we produce that we spend time cleaning up and maintaining is just annoying and a waste of time. I like being hygienic, but I don't like the fact that without hygiene we are just another stinky creature... I feel like we should be naturally clean all the time and that we shouldn't have to consciously do all this stuff to maintain our appearance.
I'd rather be a beautiful cyborg, to be honest.
Aaron C., remove the autoplay from your video
KilldaDJ
you sound like a woman...with good grammatical skills.
david.michael
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Originally posted by KilldaDJ
you sound like a woman...with good grammatical skills.
:stongue:
Jeez
i love ting, specially when its a big large chunk coming out.. it feels like a dick going up your ass..
david.michael
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Originally posted by Jeez
i love ting, specially when its a big large chunk coming out.. it feels like a dick going up your ass..
