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havn't pooed in a week (pg. 6)
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| Lomeli |
| quote: | Originally posted by djhaziel
actually just drink water from the Faucet |
HAHA! Then he'll be asking, "How the do I stop ting?!" |
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| beersANDblunts |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
whats wrong with ting? its perfectly natural. the waste product of food has to go somewhere doesnt it? sure it'll be cool if we were that efficient that we wouldnt even have to and process the waste matter inside us but thats impossible and we would end up being giants or something. next you'll be saying we're like animals because we like ing.
but im having a werthers original and im having a gooood time :) |
we are like animals because we like ing haha. IMO humans are just happen to be the smartest mammals |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pleasant
I think ing and kissing are perfectly fine. Splendid. The fluids we create and share when we do that have purpose, they're erotic, they're useful...
But waste and all that other crap we produce that we spend time cleaning up and maintaining is just annoying and a waste of time. I like being hygienic, but I don't like the fact that without hygiene we are just another stinky creature... I feel like we should be naturally clean all the time and that we shouldn't have to consciously do all this stuff to maintain our appearance.
I'd rather be a beautiful cyborg, to be honest.
Aaron C., remove the autoplay from your video |
If I had a choice I would rather get rid of the semen element of sex than the daily expelling of fecal matter. At least when you go to the toilet to poo you have a purpose which you can achieve with no distractions. Having to worry about wayward cum post coitus when you could be lying there satisfied is ing irritating.
edit: having a good poo is also quite enjoyable. |
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| kadomony |
i had a nice long a few mins ago.
felt like the A train (the all stop, not the late-nite local express) coming out |
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| Protege |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
1. order pizza tonight
2. eat 4-5 slices
3. enjoy your dump tomorrow afternoon
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afternoon? jesus is that how long it takes you to out your dinner? |
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| mdamon7278 |
| Dam just had a massive case of mudbutt, takes alot of paper to wipe that mess away |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by mdamon7278
Dam just had a massive case of mudbutt, takes alot of paper to wipe that mess away |
Better to have mudbutt than dingleberries or bum rust. |
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| mdamon7278 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Better to have mudbutt than dingleberries or bum rust. |
This is tru, rust is the worst |
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| Sushipunk |
| Bum rust :haha: |
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| Kellyboop |
| quote: | Originally posted by mdamon7278
Dam just had a massive case of mudbutt, takes alot of paper to wipe that mess away |
Just make sure you wipe until it's white.
Might I suggest some very spicy Sichuan food. Give it a few hours and bam! ring of fire |
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| tubularbills |
| wtf is bum rust? |
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| Jeez |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
wtf is bum rust? |
pooping from your mouth when ass is busy doing something else. |
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