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Favorite things from The Simpsons (pg. 3)
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| kr00t0n |
Fav quotes:
Homer: Bakeena Fasso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
Homer Brain: Quiet, it may have been you.
Homer: No... I'm gonna ask Marge.
Homer Brain: No! Wait! Just sign it and I'll release some more endorphins!
Homer: Ooooohh.... yeah.....
Lisa: Y'know dad, in China they have the same word for 'crisis' as for 'opportunity'...
Homer: Yes! Crisitunity!
Moe: C'mon Homer, who you trying to fool?
Homer look-alike: Homer? Who is Homer? I am Guy Incognito...
*look-alike gets thrown out of bar*
*Homer walks buy*
Homer: Hey! This guy looks exactly lik me!
*Homer sees dog*
Homer: Oooh! A dog with a puffy tail! Here puff! Heehee!
*Homer chases after dog*
*Homer hacks through door with axe*
Homer: Heeeeere's Joooohny....!
*room is empty*
Homer: Doh!
*Homer hacks through another door*
Homer: Daaaavid Leeetterman..!
Grandpa: Hi David, I'm Grandpa!
Simpsons rule the planet!!!! :D :D :D :D |
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| eye_03 |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
Simpsons rule the planet!!!! :D :D :D :D |
i have many episode on my computer..
they r the best !
:eyespop: :eyespop: |
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| ClubHarder |
The episode were they get a tennis court in the back garden is one of my favs, best quote:
(after Bart,Lisa,Homer&Marge have all been replaced in the big tennis game)
Homer: "You know, theres a lesson here. Its better to watch stuff, than do stuff"
:D
Homer is class....
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| Nicke |
| Homer: If there is a better use for the internet, I haven't found it |
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| DevanteS |
| quote: | Originally posted by Philby
are you saying your'e never going to eat any animal again? what about bacon?
no!
ham??
no!
not even pork chops????
dad, those all come from the same animal!
oh yeah right, a wonderful, maaagical animal!
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yes yes, i am a unique and beautiful snowflaker... er.. porkchop!
aiyeeee!
Pork! |
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| Pheobius |
the best simpson lines are ones which are ubversive about stuff like:
McBain: Oh no, i am being followed by the Communanizis
i crack up every time i see it cause it captures the whole holliwood thing perfectly |
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| DJ Sunburn |
| Homer: The internet? Is that thing still around? |
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| DJ-Ande |
can't remember if this is exactly right but ere goes
man on love macine - dam thing won't work (kicks it in anger)
mo - allright everyone who's been screwing with this machine
another one from when bart & homer get tethered together by the new female judge
judge ???????? - right who's up next
(bart walks up and gives the judge the puppy dog eyes)
judge ??????? - don't do that bart it reminds me of when i was a little boy
snake - did she just say she was a dude
if ya understand me ya shud no what parts i mean, but they r so so funny, and this one from when homer becomes a food critic
homer - (Talking to himself with dog next to him) the beef was.... (dog barks) ahhh yes rough, and the steak was (the dog says chewwwy, buyt in a dogish voice)
thats gotta be the funniest, if ya'z understand me!!!!!! |
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| trancegurl |
i LOve Ralph!
"he touched me in my special spot" (or something like that)
ARF! ARF! ARF! hahaha
smithers...hahhaa..still lusts after mr burns after so many years..hahahha |
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| JohnSmith |
Homer is the best by far:
I dont think that will work..
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Sunburn
Homer: The internet? Is that thing still around? |
homer: They have the internet on computers now? |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
Note during the next 3 quotes, there has been a blizzard which traps the kids in the school....
Marge: I don't like the sound of that class 3 killstorm.....Homer how will the kids get home???
Homer: I dunno....... the internet...
Ned: Homer i wanna get the kids out as much as you do, but did you have to saw my roof off???
(cuts to picture of ned and homer in neds car with part of neds roof on the front for a plow...)
Homer: My Car, your roof..
Ned: But this is MY CAR!!!
Homer: Well...yeah...
(Driving along, suddenly car lurks and you hear a thump)
Ned: What was that???
Homer: I hope it was flanders hehehehe |
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