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Favorite things from The Simpsons (pg. 6)
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| mos man |
AYE CARUMBA !
Funniest moment = When Bart flushes a cherry bomb down to school toilets and it gets skinners mum :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shoes
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." |
hahaha, that is great!!! they're showing this episode right now when marge is chasing the school bus caz lisa & bart were late. so they go racing in this aquadock and stuff. milhouse goes "wow, this is just like speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat..."
and in the same episode this saleswoman comes in to show to marge and homer the "dangers" of their household... she goes under the sink, finds a bottle, and for like 2 minutes she's trying to open it by beating it on the sink and heating it with hot water... when she does, she says "see how fast your baby could have been drinking this... baby formula..." and homer screams "nooooooooooo....", throws the bottle on the floor and starts stomping it... just LMFAO!!! |
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| dj Zevan |
the one where bart gets the elephant
homer : Oohh my god !!!! the bird is killing the elephant !!!
the one where homer has a barbecue
burns : Smithers , i think i'm going to donate a thousand dollars to the orphonage centre
Smithers : You're serious about that ?!
Burns : When pigs fly !!!
i think moe is one of the best, the episodes when he has pandabears or orka's in his room at the back
Ooh my god its the feds! the feds !!! hurry get rid of the bears !! |
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| triton-trance |
Burns : "We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair Union contract..."
Homer (To Brain) : Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
Burns : "...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!"
H Brain : "Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?"
Burns : "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
H Brain : "Oh my God! He is coming onto me!"
Burns : "After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows,
[Friendly Laugh]
H Brain : "Arggh!"
Homer : "Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor
shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."
Marge : "Go crazy?"
Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO! WHARGHLULULU WHUR LALULUBRGLUBLU HAHUHAHU WOODWOOD HALULAOGH HAKKLSAUWSZ!"
Homer : "Kids, Kids! I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad people!"
Bart : "What about Abraham Lincoln?"
Homer : "Err...He sold poisoned milk to school children!"
Marge : "Homer!"
Homer : "Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on them..." |
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| Az |
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
"I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?"
"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad....YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD....YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD...."
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." |
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| Az |
One more post :p
"I know you can read my thoughts boy ... meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."
Bart: That’s a hitch-hiker, Homer.
Homer: Ooh, let’s pick him up!
Marge: No! What is he’s crazy?
Homer: And what if he’s not? Then we’d look like idiots.
Homer: Wait a minute, there’s something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies!
Woman: What was her problem?
"Stealing? How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughin’, did you?”
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. |
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| sherman |
haha i just saw the one where bart and milhouse get the 20 bucks and get the all syrup squishie and bart accidently joins the junior campers
homer: ooo floor pie!
hahahahahaha and ernest borgnine(or however u spell his name) |
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| astroboy |
When the kids get snowed in at the school.
Skinner (to hamster): "Good work Nibbles you saved the school. Now chew through my ball-sack!"
*hamster makes confused face and runs off* |
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| dj_mdma |
I saw an episode today when Marge becomes a cop
and Homer crashes Herman's Counterfeit JEans scam, and when HErman pulls out the gun Homer truns to run away
Herman says "Not so fast Homer"
Then Homer slows down his run to a slow walk and says "Ok"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! |
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| Az |
"....like the time I put Milhouse on the FBI's most wanted list...."
only seen that episode once...but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen...need to see it again :) |
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| tor8024 |
| why hasn't anybody mentioned Lionel Hutz? that guy kills me! :p |
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| sherman |
| quote: | Originally posted by tor8024
why hasn't anybody mentioned Lionel Hutz? that guy kills me! :p |
and troy mclure...hello, im troy mclure...u might remember me from such films as....hehehe |
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